In certain types of accidents it makes it harder to get out of the car. I know parents who would never put children in seats like that, at least on a regular basis.

I had sex last night. It wasn't very good but it was still something

Oh come on, we've all not long had lunch.

Thought so.

BMW possibly saved my life, with the seat belt being the other way round, choking at some traffic lights on a coin, it made it split seconds for the Mother to get me out and slap my back.

Are they still that way round in the new cars?

was that with a male or female?

Tell me, is no sex better than bad sex, or is bad sex preferable to no sex? Intriguing question. It can go either way I suppose. Which would you take?

if bad sex is when the dude can't get it up...then definitely no sex is better than bad sex....or in this instance the battery operated assistant would come in handy.

Have you been paying no attention at all????

The pertinent question is whether anybody else was present (and via a screen does not count)?

A bumper sticker (or poster or something, before memes were a thing) that I once saw:
There's nothing in life as over-rated as bad sex or as under-rated as a good dump.
Except it didn't use the word dump.

Unfortunately not. It'd have enliven things he was a pretty dull Brazilian. Nice body but no personality. Just laid there and let me do my stuff. I quickly regretted not staying at the gym and hitting the hot tub instead. I'd have enjoyed that more. Bad bad bad grindr.

Funny thing is that I already knew it'd likely be bad sex beforehand. I could just tell....

Possibly the most widely held but least openly said belief?

didn't realise you batted for the other team....not that, that makes any difference.

Hmmm.... I could do with a whole team.