Valentines Day special
Feb 10th 2011, 8:57 am
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Valentines Day special
I'm feeling all fluffy, and not because I haven't shaved my legs, because its Valentines day next week- and although I am single I am a hopeless romantic at heart so tell me your hapless stories of romance to entertain me please, failures and successes please...
Feb 10th 2011, 9:48 am
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Re: Valentines Day special
Not my proudest moment but I had a girl in my bed after about 15 minutes of seeing her in a bar.
All was good, so about an hour later, she goes to the bathroom and I called her a cab.
When my phone rang to say the cab was outside she instantly knew what I had done and left without speaking, half naked too.
About 3 months later she text me out the blue asking if I wanted to meet up for a drink because she thought I was a 'nice guy'.
Was too ashamed to text back. Boys all thought it was hilarious.
All was good, so about an hour later, she goes to the bathroom and I called her a cab.
When my phone rang to say the cab was outside she instantly knew what I had done and left without speaking, half naked too.
About 3 months later she text me out the blue asking if I wanted to meet up for a drink because she thought I was a 'nice guy'.
Was too ashamed to text back. Boys all thought it was hilarious.
Feb 10th 2011, 10:58 am
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Re: Valentines Day special
Not my proudest moment but I had a girl in my bed after about 15 minutes of seeing her in a bar.
All was good, so about an hour later, she goes to the bathroom and I called her a cab.
When my phone rang to say the cab was outside she instantly knew what I had done and left without speaking, half naked too.
About 3 months later she text me out the blue asking if I wanted to meet up for a drink because she thought I was a 'nice guy'.
Was too ashamed to text back. Boys all thought it was hilarious.
All was good, so about an hour later, she goes to the bathroom and I called her a cab.
When my phone rang to say the cab was outside she instantly knew what I had done and left without speaking, half naked too.
About 3 months later she text me out the blue asking if I wanted to meet up for a drink because she thought I was a 'nice guy'.
Was too ashamed to text back. Boys all thought it was hilarious.
Feb 10th 2011, 11:01 am
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Re: Valentines Day special
I'm Si.
I've asked a few questions about moving to Dubai.
Don't worry though, those days are gone, got a long term mrs and all a bit sensible now.
Knew the minute I posted that it was a mistake. Sometimes it's tough being the Archbishop of Banterbury though.
I've asked a few questions about moving to Dubai.
Don't worry though, those days are gone, got a long term mrs and all a bit sensible now.
Knew the minute I posted that it was a mistake. Sometimes it's tough being the Archbishop of Banterbury though.
Feb 10th 2011, 11:11 am
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Re: Valentines Day special
Si ignore Lionheart, post with no regrets I say!
Feb 10th 2011, 11:12 am
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Re: Valentines Day special
Feb 10th 2011, 11:19 am
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Re: Valentines Day special
I've had girls come and go.
But I'm still secretly in love with one girl. She was my sister's "best friend" from the time we lived in the NYC suburbs back when Thatcher was still PM. Even when I was in my two LTRs I still thought about her all the time.
I haven't seen her since my sister's wedding four years ago. We exchange emails a few times a year. But she's in San Francisco and I'm in Dubai. Wrong time, wrong place
But I'm still secretly in love with one girl. She was my sister's "best friend" from the time we lived in the NYC suburbs back when Thatcher was still PM. Even when I was in my two LTRs I still thought about her all the time.
I haven't seen her since my sister's wedding four years ago. We exchange emails a few times a year. But she's in San Francisco and I'm in Dubai. Wrong time, wrong place
Feb 10th 2011, 11:51 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Re: Valentines Day special
Bollocks was it a mistake posting it, post what you want mate.
Feb 10th 2011, 11:52 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Feb 10th 2011, 11:52 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Re: Valentines Day special
I've had girls come and go.
But I'm still secretly in love with one girl. She was my sister's "best friend" from the time we lived in the NYC suburbs back when Thatcher was still PM. Even when I was in my two LTRs I still thought about her all the time.
I haven't seen her since my sister's wedding four years ago. We exchange emails a few times a year. But she's in San Francisco and I'm in Dubai. Wrong time, wrong place
But I'm still secretly in love with one girl. She was my sister's "best friend" from the time we lived in the NYC suburbs back when Thatcher was still PM. Even when I was in my two LTRs I still thought about her all the time.
I haven't seen her since my sister's wedding four years ago. We exchange emails a few times a year. But she's in San Francisco and I'm in Dubai. Wrong time, wrong place
Feb 10th 2011, 12:27 pm
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Re: Valentines Day special
I only joined yesterday, looking for some help. But enjoyed reading some of the stuff in the sand pit, so thought I'd try and contribute a bit more.
Perhaps to make you smile or even laugh, I've put a cheeky picture up. Please note, the mullet has now gone.
Perhaps to make you smile or even laugh, I've put a cheeky picture up. Please note, the mullet has now gone.
Feb 10th 2011, 12:45 pm
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Re: Valentines Day special
Feb 10th 2011, 12:52 pm
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what for? joining or losing the mullet?
If the latter then I'd rather it wasn't celebrated. I miss it. The mrs doesn't though.
If the latter then I'd rather it wasn't celebrated. I miss it. The mrs doesn't though.
Feb 10th 2011, 2:19 pm
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