Originally Posted by Eva (Post 5619188)

Is that a Morissey number?

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5619235)

As ypu have given me a platfrom to promote poetry on the board, may I also add...

Wot a Pair


I waz walking down Wyefront street
When me trousers ran away,
I waz feeling incomplete
But still me trousers would not stay,
When I found where they had gone
De pair addressed me rather blunt,
And they told me they were sick of being put on
Back to front.

I told dem I would treat dem good
And wear dem back to back,
I promised dem protection


From a friend who is a mac,
Me trousers did not believe a single word I had to say,
And me underpants were laughing
When me trousers ran away.

Originally Posted by B.Geezer (Post 5619290)

Very profound !

You're a clever bloke -
Here's one to finish off:

It was Christmas day in the mess
When the Colonel got rather a shock
He saw to his sorrow distress
Someone.......

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 5619364)

Aaaaw Bi Greazer, we were having a good wee natter then you got all personal about winding up 'a grandfather clock'

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 5618723)

MM,

He is picky in a slighty out there way... Have you read the fantastic article by Chuck Klosterman in Spin Magazine and how the Mexican community of LA think he is basically a god? tried to find it online, but no luck - here is a similarly great article from Mr Klosterman http://www.spin.com/features/magazin...his_way_comes/
about the So Cal Goth yearly excursion to Disneyland... go buy any of his books. They are POP CULTURE full stop.