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Sausage for the ladies........
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday. "It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim. After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day. But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside. "He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it." ((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217)) |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5341922)
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday. "It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim. After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day. But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside. "He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it." ((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217)) |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
(Post 5341969)
Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
that is abso hilarious...
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
:rofl::rofl::rofl:................................ .....................:wub:
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5341994)
that is abso hilarious...
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5341981)
he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai :p
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by dreamcatcher
(Post 5342003)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:................................ .....................:wub:
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Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5342018)
Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5341922)
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:
17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday. "It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim. After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day. But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside. "He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it." ((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217)) she is going to be so pissed off!! :p |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5342043)
yes...
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5342063)
Maybe I looked innocent then...
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5342068)
first time for everything i guess...!!!
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5342073)
:ohmy: thought we were friends.. :(
MM, xx |
Re: Sausage for the ladies........
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5342078)
ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...
MM, xx |
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