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The Dean Sep 22nd 2007 5:20 pm

Sausage for the ladies........
 
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

shakh your bootie Sep 22nd 2007 5:30 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5341922)
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 5:31 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5341969)
Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??

he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai :p

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 5:33 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 
that is abso hilarious...

MM, xx

dreamcatcher Sep 22nd 2007 5:34 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:................................ .....................:wub:

MataHari Sep 22nd 2007 5:36 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5341994)
that is abso hilarious...

MM, xx

and a lot of unnecessary work...go online, order and let DHL deliver...

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 5:37 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5341981)
he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai :p

Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 5:42 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by dreamcatcher (Post 5342003)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:................................ .....................:wub:

Fluttering thru' DC... Nice to see you again...

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 5:42 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342018)
Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?

yes...

MM, xx

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 5:43 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5341922)
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

looks like BC's plan to use a dildo mule failed then!!!
she is going to be so pissed off!! :p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 5:45 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5342043)
yes...

MM, xx

Maybe I looked innocent then...

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 5:46 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342063)
Maybe I looked innocent then...

first time for everything i guess...!!!

MM, xx

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 5:47 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5342068)
first time for everything i guess...!!!

MM, xx

:ohmy: thought we were friends.. :(

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 5:48 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342073)
:ohmy: thought we were friends.. :(

ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...

MM, xx

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 5:49 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5342078)
ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...

MM, xx

Goes without saying :)


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