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The Dean Sep 22nd 2007 6:20 pm

Sausage for the ladies........
 
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

shakh your bootie Sep 22nd 2007 6:30 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5341922)
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 6:31 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5341969)
Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??

he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai :p

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 6:33 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 
that is abso hilarious...

MM, xx

dreamcatcher Sep 22nd 2007 6:34 pm

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:................................ .....................:wub:

MataHari Sep 22nd 2007 6:36 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5341994)
that is abso hilarious...

MM, xx

and a lot of unnecessary work...go online, order and let DHL deliver...

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 6:37 pm

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5341981)
he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai :p

Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 6:42 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by dreamcatcher (Post 5342003)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:................................ .....................:wub:

Fluttering thru' DC... Nice to see you again...

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 6:42 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342018)
Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?

yes...

MM, xx

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 6:43 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5341922)
This just in from Reuters........ :ohmy:

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

looks like BC's plan to use a dildo mule failed then!!!
she is going to be so pissed off!! :p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 6:45 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5342043)
yes...

MM, xx

Maybe I looked innocent then...

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 6:46 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342063)
Maybe I looked innocent then...

first time for everything i guess...!!!

MM, xx

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 6:47 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5342068)
first time for everything i guess...!!!

MM, xx

:ohmy: thought we were friends.. :(

Madam Medusa Sep 22nd 2007 6:48 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342073)
:ohmy: thought we were friends.. :(

ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...

MM, xx

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 6:49 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5342078)
ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...

MM, xx

Goes without saying :)

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 6:50 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342063)
Maybe I looked innocent then...

You can remember that far back.... I'm impressed....:rofl::rofl::p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 6:52 pm

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Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342088)
You can remember that far back.... I'm impressed....:rofl::rofl::p

It was only two yrs ago that I arrived.. complete with my arsenal of goodies!

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 6:57 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342098)
It was only two yrs ago that I arrived.. complete with my arsenal of goodies!

Hmmmm... 38's 45's plus a couple of Kalshnikov's and the all purpose Uzi:p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:03 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342124)
Hmmmm... 38's 45's plus a couple of Kalshnikov's and the all purpose Uzi:p

Something like that...

shakh your bootie Sep 22nd 2007 7:05 pm

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http://www.predatorstuff.com/blogimages/blog_lara.jpg

That's our Beebee.

Lethal, loaded & irresistable....

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:06 pm

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5342151)
http://http://www.predatorstuff.com/.../blog_lara.jpg

That's our Beebee.

Lethal, loaded & irresistable....

not quite sure how to take that.....

The Dean Sep 22nd 2007 7:08 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342018)
Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?

Confiscating them at customs might be interesting..... the nice man at customs has to fill in a form stating 'description and purpose' of confiscated goods.......

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:14 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5342151)
http://www.predatorstuff.com/blogimages/blog_lara.jpg

That's our Beebee.

Lethal, loaded & irresistable....

Oh Lord.. I bloody wish.. if I looked like that I would be out now, not sat here trying to get someone in my cupboard for the night :lol:

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 7:16 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5342159)
Confiscating them at customs might be interesting..... the nice man at customs has to fill in a form stating 'description and purpose' of confiscated goods.......

why do you think it is that you never see the customs guys sitting down :p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5342192)
why do you think it is that you never see the customs guys sitting down :p

Well.. they never found mine :eek:

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 7:20 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342207)
Well.. they never found mine :eek:

you are lucky the batteries had drained down during the 7 hour flight! the buzzing noise combined with the glazed luck on your face would have given u away for sure!

The Dean Sep 22nd 2007 7:31 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342207)
Well.. they never found mine :eek:

Look everybody........!!!! In case you missed it..........

BEEBEE HAS A DILDO (or several)

OK???

Ladies....... just curious........ why would you need more than one.....? Do you need a spare in case you have to take one to the dry cleaners?

MataHari Sep 22nd 2007 7:37 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5342257)
Look everybody........!!!! In case you missed it..........

BEEBEE HAS A DILDO (or several)

OK???

Ladies....... just curious........ why would you need more than one.....? Do you need a spare in case you have to take one to the dry cleaners?

is a dildo the same as a vibrator?

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:40 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5342257)
Look everybody........!!!! In case you missed it..........

BEEBEE HAS A DILDO (or several)

OK???

Ladies....... just curious........ why would you need more than one.....? Do you need a spare in case you have to take one to the dry cleaners?

Hey! and anyway.. different shapes and sizes... variety is the spice... :)

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:40 pm

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5342280)
is a dildo the same as a vibrator?

Actually.. no

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 7:40 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5342280)
is a dildo the same as a vibrator?

If batteries are included.....

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:43 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342297)
If batteries are included.....

Dildos dont have batteries...

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 7:46 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342305)
Dildos dont have batteries...

There speaks the expert.....:eek:

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:47 pm

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Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342313)
There speaks the expert.....:eek:

Oh yes... indeed
will there be questions on this at the quiz night?

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 7:49 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342316)
Oh yes... indeed
will there be questions on this at the quiz night?

So will enlightenment follow from the Professor of gadgets....:p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:51 pm

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Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342320)
So will enlightenment follow from the Professor of gadgets....:p

what would you like to know dear heart?

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 7:54 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342323)
what would you like to know dear heart?

Errrrr.. just about everything you have to teach, remember, I'm a novice at this.....:p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:56 pm

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Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342334)
Errrrr.. just about everything you have to teach, remember, I'm a novice at this.....:p

Yeah.. I bet!

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 8:00 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342343)
Yeah.. I bet!

Your commission for this month.....:p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 8:05 pm

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Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342359)
Your commission for this month.....:p

Not even my commission for today...


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