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oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 6:50 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342063)
Maybe I looked innocent then...

You can remember that far back.... I'm impressed....:rofl::rofl::p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 6:52 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342088)
You can remember that far back.... I'm impressed....:rofl::rofl::p

It was only two yrs ago that I arrived.. complete with my arsenal of goodies!

oktoberon Sep 22nd 2007 6:57 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342098)
It was only two yrs ago that I arrived.. complete with my arsenal of goodies!

Hmmmm... 38's 45's plus a couple of Kalshnikov's and the all purpose Uzi:p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:03 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 5342124)
Hmmmm... 38's 45's plus a couple of Kalshnikov's and the all purpose Uzi:p

Something like that...

shakh your bootie Sep 22nd 2007 7:05 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 
http://www.predatorstuff.com/blogimages/blog_lara.jpg

That's our Beebee.

Lethal, loaded & irresistable....

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:06 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5342151)
http://http://www.predatorstuff.com/.../blog_lara.jpg

That's our Beebee.

Lethal, loaded & irresistable....

not quite sure how to take that.....

The Dean Sep 22nd 2007 7:08 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342018)
Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?

Confiscating them at customs might be interesting..... the nice man at customs has to fill in a form stating 'description and purpose' of confiscated goods.......

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:14 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5342151)
http://www.predatorstuff.com/blogimages/blog_lara.jpg

That's our Beebee.

Lethal, loaded & irresistable....

Oh Lord.. I bloody wish.. if I looked like that I would be out now, not sat here trying to get someone in my cupboard for the night :lol:

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 7:16 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5342159)
Confiscating them at customs might be interesting..... the nice man at customs has to fill in a form stating 'description and purpose' of confiscated goods.......

why do you think it is that you never see the customs guys sitting down :p

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:18 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5342192)
why do you think it is that you never see the customs guys sitting down :p

Well.. they never found mine :eek:

Inselaffen Sep 22nd 2007 7:20 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342207)
Well.. they never found mine :eek:

you are lucky the batteries had drained down during the 7 hour flight! the buzzing noise combined with the glazed luck on your face would have given u away for sure!

The Dean Sep 22nd 2007 7:31 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5342207)
Well.. they never found mine :eek:

Look everybody........!!!! In case you missed it..........

BEEBEE HAS A DILDO (or several)

OK???

Ladies....... just curious........ why would you need more than one.....? Do you need a spare in case you have to take one to the dry cleaners?

MataHari Sep 22nd 2007 7:37 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5342257)
Look everybody........!!!! In case you missed it..........

BEEBEE HAS A DILDO (or several)

OK???

Ladies....... just curious........ why would you need more than one.....? Do you need a spare in case you have to take one to the dry cleaners?

is a dildo the same as a vibrator?

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:40 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5342257)
Look everybody........!!!! In case you missed it..........

BEEBEE HAS A DILDO (or several)

OK???

Ladies....... just curious........ why would you need more than one.....? Do you need a spare in case you have to take one to the dry cleaners?

Hey! and anyway.. different shapes and sizes... variety is the spice... :)

beebee Sep 22nd 2007 7:40 pm

Re: Sausage for the ladies........
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5342280)
is a dildo the same as a vibrator?

Actually.. no


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