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Old Sep 22nd 2007, 5:20 pm
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This just in from Reuters........

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))

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Old Sep 22nd 2007, 5:30 pm
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This just in from Reuters........

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??
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Surely playing hide the sausage with another sausage is a little... misguided??
he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai
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Old Sep 22nd 2007, 5:33 pm
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that is abso hilarious...

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that is abso hilarious...

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and a lot of unnecessary work...go online, order and let DHL deliver...
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he probably would have got nicked for importing pork products into Dubai
Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?
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Do they really confiscate them at customs here then....?
yes...

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This just in from Reuters........

17:40 22Sep07 -Man hides sex toys in German sausage for Dubai trip

BERLIN, Sept 22 (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop
were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in
their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.
"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said a
spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.
After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke
broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large
"Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and
cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.
But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and
alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50,
had removed some of the meat and packed the dildos inside.
"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said.
"It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate
on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."
((Reporting by Dave Graham; Editing by Matthew Jones, Reuters
Messaging: [email protected]; 49 30 2888 5217))
looks like BC's plan to use a dildo mule failed then!!!
she is going to be so pissed off!!
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
yes...

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Maybe I looked innocent then...
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Maybe I looked innocent then...
first time for everything i guess...!!!

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first time for everything i guess...!!!

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thought we were friends..
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thought we were friends..
ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...

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ooh...you know i'm only teasing, doll...

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Goes without saying
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