Colseaerts is the longest driver out of both teams you moron.

Shouldn't you be preparing your daughter, wife, video camera and locked room for me?

So how have Europe been winning it all these recent years (6 of the last 8)? And if you think McIlroy is Europe's longest driver, your knowledge of golf can only be matched by your stupidity in thinking we take you seriously..........

Oh yeah..He can outdrive Tiger and Johnson? Not in his gayest dreams

I've been to the Masters every year for the last 15, and Rory is all you guys got. He looks really strange, but he can play...The rest of the europeans are journeymen

Medicore at best

And Furthermore-

I think that singing or chanting you guys are doing around the greens is a bit much. I was hoping you europeans would show just a little class, especially since you are guests in our country

Your wife told me once (whilst I was inside her) that you scream out Ian Poulter's name whenever you ejaculate.

Medicore? Or Obamacore?

So answer the question - how do Europe keep winning it?

They've got to drown out the noise of my balls slapping your daughters chin behind the bunker on the 3rd

Scamps...

These are like elementary school insults

Do you really think it bothers me?

Americans play for money- #1)The Ryder cup doesnt pay, so they really don't care about the Ryder Cup..And its david vs goliath and being goliath isn't much fun....

I know, I've been there

It bothered me that it took weeks of convincing before they were happy to shoot a mother/daughter movie.

Thats dumb Scamps

Now back to the subject..You guys are just small..I don't know if its the steroids in our food or, if it's that we have healthier lifestyles, but you guys are tiny..It looks like most of the Europeans wear size medium or small shirts..They don't even sell those here

Yet the opposite when it comes to penis size. You guys are practically Asian. (Especially you, your wife is never pleased to see that button mushroom)

8 1/2 inches

Its been measured numerous times

9 inches when I take X

In fact..Youre gonna think i'm joking, but a mold was made of my penis in Tarzana California in 1978 and if you purchase "The Big Jake" model dildo..You'll be having sex with me


I'm dead serious ladies


The "Big Jake"