Ryder Cup
Sep 30th 2012, 5:56 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
I'm trying to keep this really simple for you, so if you don't get the above joke then let me know.
By the way... Tell your wife to stop buying your daughter new lipstick. My dick looks like a rainbow.
Sep 30th 2012, 5:56 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
Webb Simpson's putting is amazing.
Sooner they ban the belly putter the better.
As long as they keep the broom handle/long putter though (for me)
Sooner they ban the belly putter the better.
As long as they keep the broom handle/long putter though (for me)
Sep 30th 2012, 6:01 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
There is a slight difference between the belly and the long/broomhandle apparently although I understand both will be banned.
I converted to long putter way back in 2002 and it knocked shots off my game back then.
Mickleson's grip looks all kooky but it is not dissimilar to a long putter grip - may give that a whirl
I converted to long putter way back in 2002 and it knocked shots off my game back then.
Mickleson's grip looks all kooky but it is not dissimilar to a long putter grip - may give that a whirl
Sep 30th 2012, 6:03 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
There is a slight difference between the belly and the long/broomhandle apparently although I understand both will be banned.
I converted to long putter way back in 2002 and it knocked shots off my game back then.
Mickleson's grip looks all kooky but it is not dissimilar to a long putter grip - may give that a whirl
I converted to long putter way back in 2002 and it knocked shots off my game back then.
Mickleson's grip looks all kooky but it is not dissimilar to a long putter grip - may give that a whirl
My putting is hit / miss. Depends on the day and if I'm concentrating.
Sep 30th 2012, 9:11 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
The American troll is back, I see. He's funny.
Sep 30th 2012, 10:23 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
A traumatic day, despite the late heroics from Poulter........ it leaves the US needing only 4.5 points out of 12 from the singles. Can't see Europe surviving that - they will need to get ahead in most of the early matches to put some doubts into US minds.
Only a few of Europe's players can be pleased with their performances (Colsaerts has been immense), whereas a number of US players have thrived on the pressure of the occasion and performed brilliantly (Bradley in particular).
Surely Europe must win today - but by how much? Not likely to be enough, sadly..........
Only a few of Europe's players can be pleased with their performances (Colsaerts has been immense), whereas a number of US players have thrived on the pressure of the occasion and performed brilliantly (Bradley in particular).
Surely Europe must win today - but by how much? Not likely to be enough, sadly..........
Sep 30th 2012, 10:24 am
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Sep 30th 2012, 10:37 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
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Sep 30th 2012, 11:56 am
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Re: Ryder Cup
Back on topic, here are today's pairings;
11:03 CT / 17:03 BST: Bubba Watson v Luke Donald
11:14 / 17:14 Webb Simpson v Ian Poulter
11:25 / 17;25 Keegan Bradley v Rory McIlroy
11:36 / 17:36 Phil Mickelson v Justin Rose
11:47 / 17:47 Brandt Snedeker v Paul Lawrie
11:58 / 17:58 Dustin Johnson v Nicolas Colsaerts
12:09 / 18:09 Zach Johnson v Graeme McDowell
12:20 / 18:20 Jim Furyk v Sergio Garcia
12:31 / 18:31 Jason Dufner v Peter Hanson
12:42 / 18:42 Matt Kuchar v Lee Westwood
12:53 / 18:53 Steve Stricker v Martin Kaymer
13:04 / 19:04 Tiger Woods v Francesco Molinari
11:03 CT / 17:03 BST: Bubba Watson v Luke Donald
11:14 / 17:14 Webb Simpson v Ian Poulter
11:25 / 17;25 Keegan Bradley v Rory McIlroy
11:36 / 17:36 Phil Mickelson v Justin Rose
11:47 / 17:47 Brandt Snedeker v Paul Lawrie
11:58 / 17:58 Dustin Johnson v Nicolas Colsaerts
12:09 / 18:09 Zach Johnson v Graeme McDowell
12:20 / 18:20 Jim Furyk v Sergio Garcia
12:31 / 18:31 Jason Dufner v Peter Hanson
12:42 / 18:42 Matt Kuchar v Lee Westwood
12:53 / 18:53 Steve Stricker v Martin Kaymer
13:04 / 19:04 Tiger Woods v Francesco Molinari
Last edited by mentalist; Sep 30th 2012 at 12:00 pm.
Sep 30th 2012, 12:11 pm
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Re: Ryder Cup
Back on topic, here are today's pairings;
11:03 CT / 17:03 BST: Bubba Watson v Luke Donald
11:14 / 17:14 Webb Simpson v Ian Poulter
11:25 / 17;25 Keegan Bradley v Rory McIlroy
11:36 / 17:36 Phil Mickelson v Justin Rose
11:47 / 17:47 Brandt Snedeker v Paul Lawrie
11:58 / 17:58 Dustin Johnson v Nicolas Colsaerts
12:09 / 18:09 Zach Johnson v Graeme McDowell
12:20 / 18:20 Jim Furyk v Sergio Garcia
12:31 / 18:31 Jason Dufner v Peter Hanson
12:42 / 18:42 Matt Kuchar v Lee Westwood
12:53 / 18:53 Steve Stricker v Martin Kaymer
13:04 / 19:04 Tiger Woods v Francesco Molinari
11:03 CT / 17:03 BST: Bubba Watson v Luke Donald
11:14 / 17:14 Webb Simpson v Ian Poulter
11:25 / 17;25 Keegan Bradley v Rory McIlroy
11:36 / 17:36 Phil Mickelson v Justin Rose
11:47 / 17:47 Brandt Snedeker v Paul Lawrie
11:58 / 17:58 Dustin Johnson v Nicolas Colsaerts
12:09 / 18:09 Zach Johnson v Graeme McDowell
12:20 / 18:20 Jim Furyk v Sergio Garcia
12:31 / 18:31 Jason Dufner v Peter Hanson
12:42 / 18:42 Matt Kuchar v Lee Westwood
12:53 / 18:53 Steve Stricker v Martin Kaymer
13:04 / 19:04 Tiger Woods v Francesco Molinari
Sep 30th 2012, 12:35 pm
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Re: Ryder Cup
Ah, I remember The Ashes from all those years ago:
Lillee, caught Willey, bowled Dilley........
[NB: Contrary to legend, the immortal phrase, from England v West Indies, was never said: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey....."]
Sep 30th 2012, 2:53 pm
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Re: Ryder Cup
I think they could have manipulated the draw to give us Dustin-v-Justin.......
Ah, I remember The Ashes from all those years ago:
Lillee, caught Willey, bowled Dilley........
[NB: Contrary to legend, the immortal phrase, from England v West Indies, was never said: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey....."]
Ah, I remember The Ashes from all those years ago:
Lillee, caught Willey, bowled Dilley........
[NB: Contrary to legend, the immortal phrase, from England v West Indies, was never said: "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey....."]
My redneck sister in law has nephews (twins) called Dustin and Justin. Honestly, why would you do that to a child?
I watched it on Friday but missed it yesterday, I take it we haven't got much better since then?