Blue Cat

isnt that Ethos?

Millhouse

Well done. You got my joke. I'll put another tick next to your name in my book. That's three now.

Blue Cat

thanks Sir

Patsy Stoned

As long as you promise to not wear your green swimwear darling

Patsy Stoned

As long as you blow them up yourself darling

Patsy Stoned

I do darling!!!

Ethos83

Dude,

I didn't deny myself the joys of junk food, cheese, pastries, sugar, thick juicy steaks, curries etc, subsist on spinach and raw carrots, and get up every day at no later than 6 AM to train, so that people could make fun of my physique.

Now I'm miffed.

Millhouse

Come on man. You've gone soft in the UK. Are you seriously telling me that we have spent the last 3 years exchanging piss takes and I've finally found a weakness in the stiff upper lip?

Bahtatboy

Book. With names in of women you know. With ticks against some of those names. And the ticks mean "she got my joke"? I smell a smouldering plan that ends with your wife discovering said book and you saying "But you know how witty some people find me and how daft others do, so the ticks only mean that they get my jokes, darling. Look, there's an entry on BE some time back in July last year where its clear that's the case. I'll look it up for you..."

Patsy Stoned

and he skips rapidly over the page that says..asked Patsy if I could try her waterbed lol

Quote:
Originally Posted by Millhouse
... and there was me hoping for an invite to test it. I have a bad back you know.

posted by Patsy Stoned
Lol..Let me ask Mrs Millhouse if she is ok with that and I will get back to you

Patsy Stoned

Darling, truly...you need to get a life!!

Millhouse

I feel I am being picked on

Patsy Stoned

Nothing new then darling xxx

Millhouse

You'll promise not to wedgie me at the pool party, won't you Patsy?

Blue Cat

she might try to drown you