Originally Posted by Kim67

yes - long story - short version - went to take my father-in-law to hospital in the middle of the night - he'd just got three new camels - they were in season - got half way across the paddock on his 15 acre property and one of the bulls decided that any female animal would do - and I was the only one within his grasp. Was quite scarey at the time - but we all laughed long and hard about it as soon as we'd all escaped and the old boy was in the hospital safe and sound.

Originally Posted by Confucius

Your hump turned him on...

Originally Posted by Kim67

Yes lucky he was a dromedary or he'd expected two.

Originally Posted by Confucius

Oh...
You must have some balance on yourself...

Originally Posted by Kim67

on that note - must go and take over the apple tv as the kids have all just nodded off - night all.

Originally Posted by Confucius

Such a big difference...
We love female strippers...

Originally Posted by Kate2112

Love hmm bandied around like a cheap male whore. No personal insult intended.

Originally Posted by Confucius

Its ok...Im a retired stripper now...

Originally Posted by Kate2112

You never retire you just undress to a diminished audience. It like the mafia in some respects.

Originally Posted by Kate2112

You never retire you just undress to a diminished audience. It like the mafia in some respects.

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

yeah, and he's still waiting for someone to make him an offer he can't refuse...

MM, xx

Originally Posted by Confucius

The wait is over...

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

yeah, and he's still waiting for someone to make him an offer he can't refuse...

MM, xx

Originally Posted by Kate2112

Good thongs come to those who wait.