How to throw a girl out???
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yes - long story - short version - went to take my father-in-law to hospital in the middle of the night - he'd just got three new camels - they were in season - got half way across the paddock on his 15 acre property and one of the bulls decided that any female animal would do - and I was the only one within his grasp. Was quite scarey at the time - but we all laughed long and hard about it as soon as we'd all escaped and the old boy was in the hospital safe and sound.
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