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Confucius Nov 7th 2008 3:34 pm

How to throw a girl out???
 
Google search please...

Kim67 Nov 7th 2008 4:36 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6950216)
Google search please...

Just tell her you love your dog more than her and she'll leave.

Confucius Nov 7th 2008 4:41 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 6950496)
Just tell her you love your dog more than her and she'll leave.

Picking my nose was a great weapon...No need to even use a single word...

Kim67 Nov 7th 2008 4:57 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6950531)
Picking my nose was a great weapon...No need to even use a single word...

You certainly are a class act - are you sure you're not australian.

MissDemeanor Nov 7th 2008 4:59 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 6950496)
Just tell her you love your dog more than her and she'll leave.

I love my dog more than anyone..:wub:

Kim67 Nov 7th 2008 5:03 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6950616)
I love my dog more than anyone..:wub:

We were pretty attached to ours too...won't get one here for that reason

Our mate told us his girlfriend had walked out and we asked why - she told him he had to get rid of his dog or she'd leave him - he told her the dog wasn't going anywhere......he made the right choice

MissDemeanor Nov 7th 2008 5:05 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 6950633)
We were pretty attached to ours too...won't get one here for that reason

Our mate told us his girlfriend had walked out and we asked why - she told him he had to get rid of his dog or she'd leave him - he told her the dog wasn't going anywhere......he made the right choice

Well..Gucci comes before anyone or anything! if a man gave me that choice he would be out the door and i would be on the ann summers website replacing him.:D

Squirty Cream Nov 7th 2008 5:08 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 6950216)
Google search please...

Gently, and certainly not from the 18th floor.

Kim67 Nov 7th 2008 5:09 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6950636)
Well..Gucci comes before anyone or anything! if a man gave me that choice he would be out the door and i would be on the ann summers website replacing him.:D

Had to google Ann summers - the name doesn't give it away - sounds way too nice to be an adult shop.

MissDemeanor Nov 7th 2008 5:11 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 6950653)
Had to google Ann summers - the name doesn't give it away - sounds way too nice to be an adult shop.

she is a girls best friend..you really should get aquainted!:rofl:

Kim67 Nov 7th 2008 5:17 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6950655)
she is a girls best friend..you really should get aquainted!:rofl:

I thought you couldn't order anything like that here....went through my packing with a fine tooth comb before I came here just in case. Not that there was anything too juicy - just some old magazines a mate had dumped on us about 16 years ago because his boys had found them and he didn't want to throw them in the garbage in case the garbo's found them. I returned them to him wrapped in a brown paper package before we left - his boys are now in their 20's and thought it was great.

MissDemeanor Nov 7th 2008 5:20 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 6950677)
I thought you couldn't order anything like that here....went through my packing with a fine tooth comb before I came here just in case. Not that there was anything too juicy - just some old magazines a mate had dumped on us about 16 years ago because his boys had found them and he didn't want to throw them in the garbage in case the garbo's found them. I returned them to him wrapped in a brown paper package before we left - his boys are now in their 20's and thought it was great.


well...i dont relish the thought of getting caught coming through customs,but since ive never been stopped i might just go for it next time i go back home!:rofl:

Kim67 Nov 7th 2008 5:23 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6950687)
well...i dont relish the thought of getting caught coming through customs,but since ive never been stopped i might just go for it next time i go back home!:rofl:

Well if we don't hear from you for more than a couple of weeks, I'll do a search on Sun articles to see if any brits have been arrested for smuggling sex toys through Dubai airport.

Lorna at Vicenza Nov 7th 2008 5:25 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by MissDemeanor (Post 6950655)
she is a girls best friend..you really should get aquainted!:rofl:


:rofl: I love my rabbit ! :rofl:

MissDemeanor Nov 7th 2008 5:25 pm

Re: How to throw a girl out???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 6950694)
Well if we don't hear from you for more than a couple of weeks, I'll do a search on Sun articles to see if any brits have been arrested for smuggling sex toys through Dubai airport.

I tell you...the amount of women who have said that they want to get a certain something out here....we could make a killing!!!


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