You'd be more confused after meeting me. I have often been accused of being a lesbian, mainly by lesbians.

Absolutely. Mensa didn't want me coz I wos well too brainy.

Anyway, yes, I like to know if it's a man or woman because then I can conjure up a picture of them.

Before you ask, yes, all women are deemend hot.

cross between deemed and demented?

Dungarees?

Earthy colours and nurturing tendencies. Birkenstocks.

My white Birkenstocks are my favourite footwear.

I always sensed you had lesbian tendencies (with an Essex flavour)..

Shaat aap.

Not what I was going for but **** it, yeah.

Oh dear.

That's kind of a turn-on... (I mean that lesbociously)

Ok, unless its going to put anyone else off coming, I'll be there...
Wednesday at McGettigans near WTC, right? What time?

At the risk of bringing the kiss of death to these proceedings, I may be there too. I have a meeting at 3.30 near Wafi Mall.

And if it does put anyone off? Just asking; as I said, I'm washing my hair anyway.

Just leave the hair with your maid to deal with.

Of course but she can't be left unsupervised with it.