I hope you aren't referring to me darling! There is nothing butch about me

Perhaps 'butch' and 'bitch' were getting confused?!

Naw. Not you. You wear high heels! I think black corsets and a whip is more your style.

I'd always pictured Miss Anne as a know it all built along the lines of Dawn French but with a butch haircut. And with the same fashion sense as Dawn French.

Can someone actually confirm she's a bona fide strapping male?!

Can I pick my gender tester please?

I don't give two **** what your gender and orientation.

But I'd lovingly constructed an image of you based on your posts and I'd hate for it to be sorely wrong.

Somehow I still think you're a lesbian feminist enjoying life down in Abu Dhabi. Do your fantasies lean towards the secret going-ons inside the women's majlis?

Well the beauty of the internet is that I can be whatever you would like me to be...but if I can give you some fraternal/sororal/paternal/maternal (delete as appropriate) advice, please don't give it that much thought.

You're in there, butch.

I have fallen asleep on the sofa with him.

I thought Miss Anne was lesbos too! Feel a bit disillusioned now with the diversity of the bored.

Even with the little 'male' symbol by the username?

Yep. But then people think I'm a bloke all the time. Well, until I stopped being shy and got all ranty and feminist.

Khaleeji 'Partner' ?

I've never assumed that, mainly because of the little pink thingy.

Still, I'm 40-65% more intelligent than a lot of folk eh AD.

Have you been officially tested?

Yep, you certainly seem to have a street smart cunning about you! Your eyes are capable of scanning and taking in the whole screen, anyway.