Why would it be awkward? Have I missed something?

I reckon you me and Millhouse would tear the place up.

I'm hurt. You of all people should know I employ a dedicated team of skilled cosmetologists to delicately caress and buff my luxurious flowing locks strand by strand.

Short term memory issues?

But you need it all smooth & shiny underneath to make it stick. See...



Am I going to get banned for outing you now?

That was when I had it shorter - they'd never recognise me now.

You remember way too much of what I post.

I know you know, but I was only kidding....you know.

You do sweat a lot for a big guy..

Out of interest, are you a man or a woman? I always thought you were a bloke - are you a bloke?

I do, yes.

What would you like me to be?

He is definitely a bloke..who likes bubbly and roast beef lunches and causes arguments with aggressive Scottish women in restaurants

And the hair, don't forget the long luxurious bouffant hair....

oh yes..the hair

Then that'll ding dang do for me

And there's me thinking she was a butch lesbian...