Have you ever had an affair? and was it worth it just been thinking about poor Twinkle all afternoon and that twat of a husband and how much pain he has caused her. There isn't a nicer person walking than wor Twinkle

lol...yeah, I am going to tell you all about those on tinternet...

aha we have a confession

How many camels does her father want for her?

none, she is free to a good home

Err - are you sure Twinks would want people to know about her travails???

how do think we found out?

Well I was going to offer ZW$1m but your price sounds much more reasonable, hear that twinkle your comming to live in the "land of the long white cloud" (strange name as we actually have plenty of sunshine ).

keep forgetting your down there! my mate Andy is coming up from NZ to spend christmas with us here

Thread title belongs in Position Eliminations.
Hearts have very little to do with affairs.

The heart ain't nothing but a rather sophisticated pumping device....

Affairs are more about endocrines and impulses, methinks...

Agreed and lesser sophisticated pumping devices.

Hahahaaaaa..... the pumping mechanisms may be spamodically crude, but they are rather remarkable organs at the end of the day. We are, after all, wonders of evolution....

I very much agree!
But in rare chances it may not be...
There is a want and there is a need.
Why do I keep contradicting myself?

Ahrrrrh Thanks Blue cat ...
Am back in UK with my family & girlie cousins on 21st December!
And no never had an affair or cheated on any guy ive been with just for the record!

Also I would like to state that I do not do web cam Its amazing the weird and wonderful/depraved life you find lurking on Facebook!