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Aug 15th 2011 | 1:02 pm

#256

Lion in Winter

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank

Average height. You might manage it in heels if I'm lucky. Being a Yank, you might have to go out and buy a pair at Wal mart.

I'm not going there unless all the immigrant rioters have had their hands cut off and then been shot.

Oh, wait, everyone here is an immigrant, aren't they.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:06 pm

#257

Leslie

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter

I'm not sure. Apparently now I've become an American. Do you mind? Will you have me?

Of course. You took me in when I was lost, even ordered me a bath if I recall ... it's the least I could do.

Quote:

Oh, wait, apparently I'm also a right-wing American who wants to bomb Arabs, although others in the Barbie were red-baiting me. It's all giving me an identity crisis.

I always said you were complicated.

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank

Dibs.

I saw her first.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:07 pm

#258

Leslie

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank

Average height. You might manage it in heels if I'm lucky. Being a Yank, you might have to go out and buy a pair at Wal mart.

She could stand on a box. Or an igloo cooler.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:13 pm

#259

unfair dinkum

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Rambi

No surprise that the irony was lost on a yank

one up for the redneck f6cktards

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:13 pm

#260

another bloody yank

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter

I'm not going there unless all the immigrant rioters have had their hands cut off and then been shot.

Oh, wait, everyone here is an immigrant, aren't they.

Where do you mean by "here" exactly?

I'm still kind of mixed up, you being a Yank kinda threw me.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:14 pm

#261

another bloody yank

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by unfair dinkum

one up for the redneck f6cktards

I think?

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:15 pm

#262

another bloody yank

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Leslie

She could stand on a box. Or an igloo cooler.

Trailer hitch.

Truck or house.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:16 pm

#263

Lion in Winter

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank

Where do you mean by "here" exactly?

I'm still kind of mixed up, you being a Yank kinda threw me.

How do you think I feel?

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:17 pm

#264

Lion in Winter

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank

Trailer hitch.

Truck or house.

I'm not going up on the roof. If I go too high I get the urge to bomb Arabs down below.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:23 pm

#265

Leslie

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter

I'm not going up on the roof. If I go too high I get the urge to bomb Arabs down below.

Don't worry, he's not that tall. You could probably just stand on an immigrant - make 'em earn their keep.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:23 pm

#266

Turban Explorer

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Lion in Winter

I'm not going up on the roof. If I go too high I get the urge to bomb Arabs down below.

You obviously have a genetic propensity towards violence. Have you had your head measured?

Last edited by Turban Explorer; Aug 15th 2011 at 1:38 pm. Reason: fliddy English

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:25 pm

#267

another bloody yank

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Leslie

Don't worry, he's not that tall. You could probably just stand on an immigrant - make 'em earn their keep.

I didn't mean the roof anyway. I meant the hitch on the hou...

Yeah, an immigrant would work. Not a really fat one though.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:27 pm

#268

Lion in Winter

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by another bloody yank

I didn't mean the roof anyway. I meant the hitch on the hou...

Yeah, an immigrant would work. Not a really fat one though.

Immigrants should be kept in their place and not allowed to get fat anyway. Everyone knows that if they're fat it's because they've been scrounging benefits.

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:28 pm

#269

another bloody yank

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer

You're obviously have a genetic propensity towards violence.

You're uncanny. How do you do it?

Aug 15th 2011 | 1:28 pm

#270

Lion in Winter

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Re: Riots in the UK

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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer

You're obviously have a genetic propensity towards violence. Have you had your head measured?

I think I had better make an appointment. My genes are clearly questionable.