Yo! wassup with all you metrosexual grammar nazis?

I'm going to go and work out. Perhaps that will up my endorphins and I will be able to face them again.

Don't forget your soy decaff skinny latte on the way home dude

It's always good to see people trying to make themselves feel good or relevant by slagging others off behind their backs. It's just like watching someone trying to stick their head up their bottom

You're remarkably full of yourself today, even for you.

Gawd -- isn't it bed time over there?

Nah. 8.45 am - as I've assimilated into life in Oz I now go to bed at 8.30 pm and rise at 6 am. Been up for hours.

Yep -- I'm usually having my first cig and coffee on the patio at 5.30 am here in Phoenix during the summer months.

Yeah, go on, show us "The List"

Wouldn't it be easier for you to find it?

Well I've not seen "The List" but it looks like some on here have.. so I'm looking for some pointers as to its location.

Have you tried those gaps between the cushions on the sofa?

I'm a Redneck. We don't have cushions.

Try behind the six-packs in the fridge, then.

It had never occurred to me that I was this interesting.

Why has half of Australia followed me in here? Have they nothing better to do?