What fresh hell is this?

A very confusing one.

LIW is a typical Yank?

I'm not sure. Apparently now I've become an American. Do you mind? Will you have me?


Oh, wait, apparently I'm also a right-wing American who wants to bomb Arabs, although others in the Barbie were red-baiting me. It's all giving me an identity crisis.

And a right-wing arab-bombing one at that.

Dibs.

Yep. Likes to tell people what they should not do and then does the same

No surprise that the irony was lost on a yank

I should watch it if I were you. I am reliably informed that I look down on people.


How tall are you?

It's definitely alternate universe time again.

Indeed

Certainly is.

Ooh, that's much nicer. I was going to go with Don Juan descending into hell.

Does this mean that I'm a typical Brit in the parallel alternate universe???

Oy gevalt!

Average height. You might manage it in heels if I'm lucky. Being a Yank, you might have to go out and buy a pair at Wal mart.

Probably.

Can you be both right and left wing at the same time like me too?