Never get drunk with Australians
Aug 2nd 2007, 8:52 am
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Never get drunk with Australians
I had my works leaving bash last night. My god they got me utterly plastered but a good tie was had by all. I even got teary at the end, but, as you may well know. Boys will be boys and they took advantage of my drunken state to play a practical joke.
I had told them i was hitting the departments stores for the last time today.Sooo, someone took my mobile phone from my bag without telling me and changed the ring tone.
Can you imagine my horror and embarrasment when paying for my estee lauder lipstick in David Jones, these mjokers started ringing me one after the other and my phone was yelling in a real ocker aussie voice .....
" Geez this bloody f**king telephone is driving me up the bloody f**king wall mate" EXTREMELY loud over and over again!!!!!
Of course the phone was at the bottom of my bag and i couldnt find it to switch it off...... the snotty make up womans jaw dropped and she scowled at me like i was a ferral!!!
And i cant get my own back as i have left now... the buggers!!
I had told them i was hitting the departments stores for the last time today.Sooo, someone took my mobile phone from my bag without telling me and changed the ring tone.
Can you imagine my horror and embarrasment when paying for my estee lauder lipstick in David Jones, these mjokers started ringing me one after the other and my phone was yelling in a real ocker aussie voice .....
" Geez this bloody f**king telephone is driving me up the bloody f**king wall mate" EXTREMELY loud over and over again!!!!!
Of course the phone was at the bottom of my bag and i couldnt find it to switch it off...... the snotty make up womans jaw dropped and she scowled at me like i was a ferral!!!
And i cant get my own back as i have left now... the buggers!!
Aug 2nd 2007, 8:56 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
I had my works leaving bash last night. My god they got me utterly plastered but a good tie was had by all. I even got teary at the end, but, as you may well know. Boys will be boys and they took advantage of my drunken state to play a practical joke.
I had told them i was hitting the departments stores for the last time today.Sooo, someone took my mobile phone from my bag without telling me and changed the ring tone.
Can you imagine my horror and embarrasment when paying for my estee lauder lipstick in David Jones, these mjokers started ringing me one after the other and my phone was yelling in a real ocker aussie voice .....
" Geez this bloody f**king telephone is driving me up the bloody f**king wall mate" EXTREMELY loud over and over again!!!!!
Of course the phone was at the bottom of my bag and i couldnt find it to switch it off...... the snotty make up womans jaw dropped and she scowled at me like i was a ferral!!!
And i cant get my own back as i have left now... the buggers!!
I had told them i was hitting the departments stores for the last time today.Sooo, someone took my mobile phone from my bag without telling me and changed the ring tone.
Can you imagine my horror and embarrasment when paying for my estee lauder lipstick in David Jones, these mjokers started ringing me one after the other and my phone was yelling in a real ocker aussie voice .....
" Geez this bloody f**king telephone is driving me up the bloody f**king wall mate" EXTREMELY loud over and over again!!!!!
Of course the phone was at the bottom of my bag and i couldnt find it to switch it off...... the snotty make up womans jaw dropped and she scowled at me like i was a ferral!!!
And i cant get my own back as i have left now... the buggers!!
Aug 2nd 2007, 8:59 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
I would happily post it here if i could work out how to do it!
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:11 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
not sure if this has worked
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:18 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
can i download this to my phone,just listened to it,and it wicked
kels x
kels x
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:23 am
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Aug 2nd 2007, 9:25 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
OMG!!
You won't forget them in a hurry.....
You won't forget them in a hurry.....
Aug 2nd 2007, 9:25 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
cheers x
kels x
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Aug 2nd 2007, 9:57 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
I think i know who the culprit is, and no, its not his voice..LOL.. i think i'd be frightened to open my mouth if i sound like that!! 
I'm still trying to work out how to remove it from my phone! Id like to keep it in a warped kinda way, but it is very embarrassing in public!
I'm still trying to work out how to remove it from my phone! Id like to keep it in a warped kinda way, but it is very embarrassing in public!
Aug 2nd 2007, 10:05 am
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Re: Never get drunk with Australians
I think i know who the culprit is, and no, its not his voice..LOL.. i think i'd be frightened to open my mouth if i sound like that!!
I'm still trying to work out how to remove it from my phone! Id like to keep it in a warped kinda way, but it is very embarrassing in public!
I'm still trying to work out how to remove it from my phone! Id like to keep it in a warped kinda way, but it is very embarrassing in public!
Aug 2nd 2007, 10:43 am
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