Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum

Ahhh yeah but no but ...you not allowed to dig mine up coz i'm dyslexic and you would look like a right mean git wouldnt you?

Originally Posted by Diggler

As i havent seen a spelling mistake from you, i assumed that was not true !

Originally Posted by sans

Er!!! Thats my line Anyway thought you was zzzzzzzz

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum

Theres a story behind this. I did go to bed. I lay there in the dark, bemoaning the fact i'm on my own, when suddenly from nowhere, a wet sloppy tongue went straight up my nostril!!!
My furbee had hidden herself under my pillow and seized the opportunity. Geez, I thought it was my lucky night
I decided to get back up again

Originally Posted by sans

And how bigs her tongue

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum

Theres a story behind this. I did go to bed. I lay there in the dark, bemoaning the fact i'm on my own, when suddenly from nowhere, a wet sloppy tongue went straight up my nostril!!!
My furbee had hidden herself under my pillow and seized the opportunity. Geez, I thought it was my lucky night
I decided to get back up again

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz

Did you know bugger was spelt bugger? or did you mean begger??

Who gives a sh*t anyway

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum

I actually spelt it correctly, but some kind person.. i know not whoi... came along and changed it!! A mod having a laugh at my expense i reckon

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz

Oh i see....you're up late

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum

Yes.. i'm engrossed in erectile dysfunction and increase you oragsm adverts

Oh... and apparently theres lots of hot babes waiting for me to call them

Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz

You should try 'consumption junction' or something along those lines. Even i was shocked at what i saw. Nothing shocks me much as you know. Remember 'big hole' lol...that was abit fruity wasn't it hahaha

Originally Posted by charlie rara

apart from plumbers/carpenters/brickies/decorators/roofers/and everybody else tied into the building trade.
the only people doing any good is footy players ( £150,000 per week )

Originally Posted by jimmie2807

carpenters are now on what labourers where a year ago. A labourer is now on £40 a day - according to my mate who is a skilled carpenter and struggling to pay his rent.

Originally Posted by jimmie2807

carpenters are now on what labourers where a year ago. A labourer is now on £40 a day - according to my mate who is a skilled carpenter and struggling to pay his rent.

Originally Posted by Fleaflyfloflum

Me. Going next month. No jobs? Rubbish! OH is still here in Sydney and being phoned every single day for jobs. Why? Because not everything and everyone in UK is out of work or about to be. It depends what field of work you are in. Dont make false blankets, untrue statements that I know, even being 12,000 miles away is a load of crap.

No prospects? What do you mean by this?

No future in UK? Well i do!! 6 grandchildren. Great family, OH with a pick of jobs, me possibly going into new training, also starting a small part time business on the side. No, i'm not deluded, not going back with my eyes shut either because i have been back there twice in last 18mths for 6mth stints at a time, most recent just 4mths ago.

Stop talking out of your backside

Oh... and if you think its going to be all rosy when you get down here, think again!