My name is Penelope Cruz

On 30 Jun, 11:10, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:08:05 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, LOTTRY WINNAR
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On 30 Jun, 10:57, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:33:42 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, LOTTRY WINNAR
> ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On 30 Jun, 10:29, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:59:52 +1000, in rec.travel.europe, "ant"
> ... > ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... the freaky skies wrote:
> ... > ... > ... >http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...loses-contr_n_...
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > Penelope Cruz had a panic attack onboard a Continental flight from
> ... > ... > ... > Newark to Barcelona Thursday night. Cruz, who appeared to be traveling
> ... > ... > ... > alone, was in first class and became agitated after the plane left the
> ... > ... > ... > gate. After she spoke with the cockpit, the plane returned to the gate
> ... > ... > ... > and Cruz deplaned. A fellow passenger told Huffington Post, "She was
> ... > ... > ... > freaking out and refused to fly." In the process of Cruz deplaning,
> ... > ... > ... > the flight removed all the bags, which then sat in the rain to the
> ... > ... > ... > consternation of fellow passengers, so that the airline could locate
> ... > ... > ... > her luggage.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... There's a simple explanation. She needed Apple Juice.
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > She was a HE.
> ... > ...
> ... > ... perhaps she'd just read about the overflowing toilets....
> ... >
> ... > She - you mean "yourself"?
> ...
> ... Hi, my name is Penelope Cruz, and I hate Scientologists.....
>
> You seem to be a very spoiled brat as well, Penny...

Si pero tengo bastante dinero y todo es facile

-Magda

On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:39:45 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, My name is Penelope Cruz
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

... On 30 Jun, 11:10, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:08:05 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, LOTTRY WINNAR
... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... >
... > ... On 30 Jun, 10:57, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
... > ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:33:42 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, LOTTRY WINNAR
... > ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... >
... > ... > ... On 30 Jun, 10:29, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
... > ... > ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:59:52 +1000, in rec.travel.europe, "ant"
... > ... > ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... the freaky skies wrote:
... > ... > ... > ... >http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...loses-contr_n_...
... > ... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > ... > Penelope Cruz had a panic attack onboard a Continental flight from
... > ... > ... > ... > Newark to Barcelona Thursday night. Cruz, who appeared to be traveling
... > ... > ... > ... > alone, was in first class and became agitated after the plane left the
... > ... > ... > ... > gate. After she spoke with the cockpit, the plane returned to the gate
... > ... > ... > ... > and Cruz deplaned. A fellow passenger told Huffington Post, "She was
... > ... > ... > ... > freaking out and refused to fly." In the process of Cruz deplaning,
... > ... > ... > ... > the flight removed all the bags, which then sat in the rain to the
... > ... > ... > ... > consternation of fellow passengers, so that the airline could locate
... > ... > ... > ... > her luggage.
... > ... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... > ... There's a simple explanation. She needed Apple Juice.
... > ... > ... >
... > ... > ... > She was a HE.
... > ... > ...
... > ... > ... perhaps she'd just read about the overflowing toilets....
... > ... >
... > ... > She - you mean "yourself"?
... > ...
... > ... Hi, my name is Penelope Cruz, and I hate Scientologists.....
... >
... > You seem to be a very spoiled brat as well, Penny...
...
... Si pero tengo bastante dinero y todo es facile

Riche comme Cr�sus? LOL

My name is Penelope Cruz

On 30 Jun, 12:19, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:39:45 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, My name is Penelope Cruz
> <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>
> ... On 30 Jun, 11:10, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:08:05 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, LOTTRY WINNAR
> ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... >
> ... > ... On 30 Jun, 10:57, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:33:42 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, LOTTRY WINNAR
> ... > ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... On 30 Jun, 10:29, Magda <mags@de> wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > On Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:59:52 +1000, in rec.travel.europe, "ant"
> ... > ... > ... > <[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... the freaky skies wrote:
> ... > ... > ... > ... >http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...loses-contr_n_...
> ... > ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Penelope Cruz had a panic attack onboard a Continental flight from
> ... > ... > ... > ... > Newark to Barcelona Thursday night. Cruz, who appeared to be traveling
> ... > ... > ... > ... > alone, was in first class and became agitated after the plane left the
> ... > ... > ... > ... > gate. After she spoke with the cockpit, the plane returned to the gate
> ... > ... > ... > ... > and Cruz deplaned. A fellow passenger told Huffington Post, "She was
> ... > ... > ... > ... > freaking out and refused to fly." In the process of Cruz deplaning,
> ... > ... > ... > ... > the flight removed all the bags, which then sat in the rain to the
> ... > ... > ... > ... > consternation of fellow passengers, so that the airline could locate
> ... > ... > ... > ... > her luggage.
> ... > ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... > ... There's a simple explanation. She needed Apple Juice.
> ... > ... > ... >
> ... > ... > ... > She was a HE.
> ... > ... > ...
> ... > ... > ... perhaps she'd just read about the overflowing toilets....
> ... > ... >
> ... > ... > She - you mean "yourself"?
> ... > ...
> ... > ... Hi, my name is Penelope Cruz, and I hate Scientologists.....
> ... >
> ... > You seem to be a very spoiled brat as well, Penny...
> ...
> ... Si pero tengo bastante dinero y todo es facile
>
> Riche comme Cr�sus? LOL

Si, es solo necessito por un 'bum wiggle' y los idiotes dar me dinero

Turan Fettahoglu

> Since when are airlines coming back to the gate to let people out.
> Didnt I just read a story about a 25 hour flight from Florida to NY?
> I bet those people had the same chance to get off too...

I believe the airline will do it if the passenger can pay the compensation.
Ms. Cruz probably has enough money to settle the bill from Continental, so
it seems to be a minor problem.

[email protected]

On Jun 29, 7:35 pm, the freaky skies <[email protected]> wrote:
> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...loses-contr_n_...
>
> Penelope Cruz Loses Control On Flight

I guess she wasn't on Cruz control.

My name is Dr.Yakube Akim

On 30 Jun, 15:51, "[email protected]" <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Jun 29, 7:35 pm, the freaky skies <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2007/0...loses-contr_n_...
>
> > Penelope Cruz Loses Control On Flight
>
> I guess she wasn't on Cruz control.

aka Scientology 101

-Undecided

Mxsmanic wrote:

> Passengers who are rich or famous have special rights that other normal people
> do not have.

Are rich and famous passengers normal people then? That's not what F
Scott said.

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-Undecided

My name is Penelope Cruz wrote:

> Si pero tengo bastante dinero y todo es facile

Pero para tener el dinero en el vez primero, no es tan facile, claro?

"There are many ordinary bullfighters, but ordinary men do not have
large wads of disposable cash." - Papa

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Jim Beaver wrote:

> ...having paid four thousand dollars a ticket for them.

However, I would be willing to bet that Ms Cruz personally paid no more
for her ticket than I did for her ticket.

And I'm still ticked off AA wouldn't let me go to the onboard bathroom
when we landed in Newark. We were sitting there on the tarmac. You'll
delay the flight, said the stew. What? You mean, cause us to wait on the
tarmac? Oh, the plague of these non-celebrities, groaned the stew.


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whimples wrote:
> Continental spokesman Dave Messing had no additional comment.

Then what do they pay him for? Imagine. "Apple engineer Lex Beerbalm had
no additional code this week."

I think I've discovered my own private niche. I want to be a publicist
who offers no comment.




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Flash Bazbo wrote:

> You beat me to it! SOP for airlines is to sit on the tarmac...period.
> Since when do planes return to the gate for the convenience of one
> passenger?

Listen, why didn't anybody accuse Travis of prima donnism when he had
his panic attack on the runway in Paris, Texas? He certainly was no
celebrity, and they allowed him to leave the flight. Wasn't even pretty.


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Jim Beaver

"Undecided" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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> Jim Beaver wrote:
>
>> ...having paid four thousand dollars a ticket for them.
>
> However, I would be willing to bet that Ms Cruz personally paid no more
> for her ticket than I did for her ticket.

What makes you say that?

And do you think flight attendants check to see whose credit card the ticket
was charged to? I'm saying: first class seats to Europe are expensive.
Whoever is sitting in them is (maybe) gonna get first class treatment - in
part because somebody paid for them to.

Jim Beaver

-Undecided

Jim Beaver wrote:

>>> ...having paid four thousand dollars a ticket for them.
>> However, I would be willing to bet that Ms Cruz personally paid no more
>> for her ticket than I did for her ticket.
>
> What makes you say that?

Caffeine. And a hunch that Ms Cruz, in common with most in her pay
grade, has not had to pick up any checks in some time running.

But if it's true a megastar flying to a film location has to log onto
Travelocity just like me, then I'm well pleased the revolution is advancing.

> And do you think flight attendants check to see whose credit card the ticket
> was charged to?

I think if I have a panic attack aboard, I'm met by airport security and
taken off the flight in handcuffs, no matter what the name on my ticket.
I think if the same anxiety occurs to Ms Cruz, my bags are dumped out in
the rain just like all the coach fares, no matter who pays for her ticket.

Question: Supposing Milton Federest of Bayview Motels is flying First
Class to Barcelona for a Time Share Conference on his expense account
and suffers high anxiety low down on the runway. Would the entire
contents of the baggage carrier be set out in the rain and the whole
flight be held for five hours and all for this balding dumpy hotel
executive?




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Jim Beaver

"Undecided" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
> Jim Beaver wrote:
>
>>>> ...having paid four thousand dollars a ticket for them.
>>> However, I would be willing to bet that Ms Cruz personally paid no more
>>> for her ticket than I did for her ticket.
>>
>> What makes you say that?
>
> Caffeine. And a hunch that Ms Cruz, in common with most in her pay grade,
> has not had to pick up any checks in some time running.
>
> But if it's true a megastar flying to a film location has to log onto
> Travelocity just like me, then I'm well pleased the revolution is
> advancing.
>
>> And do you think flight attendants check to see whose credit card the
>> ticket was charged to?
>
> I think if I have a panic attack aboard, I'm met by airport security and
> taken off the flight in handcuffs, no matter what the name on my ticket. I
> think if the same anxiety occurs to Ms Cruz, my bags are dumped out in the
> rain just like all the coach fares, no matter who pays for her ticket.
>
> Question: Supposing Milton Federest of Bayview Motels is flying First
> Class to Barcelona for a Time Share Conference on his expense account and
> suffers high anxiety low down on the runway. Would the entire contents of
> the baggage carrier be set out in the rain and the whole flight be held
> for five hours and all for this balding dumpy hotel executive?

Could be, especially post-9/11. They won't let crazy people or rich people
or rich crazy people who want/must get off the plane deplane without their
baggage. Post 9/11, if the passenger gets off, the baggage has to get off.
Applies to coach passengers, too. So I'm just sayin' maybe this isn't all
about rich 'tude.

Jim Beaver

-Undecided

Jim Beaver wrote:

> Could be, especially post-9/11. They won't let crazy people or rich people
> or rich crazy people who want/must get off the plane deplane without their
> baggage. Post 9/11, if the passenger gets off, the baggage has to get off.
> Applies to coach passengers, too. So I'm just sayin' maybe this isn't all
> about rich 'tude.

Maybe not. No, probably not, you're right.

And another element. An actor is, so I've heard, encouraged to seek her
inner child. James Dean was directed to express rage at daddy. In any
event, what the actor feels inside is weighted much higher by her, and
by extension or by common usage her audience, than my bladder at Newark.
And so Ms Cruz has not only the experience, the capacity of expressing
what she feels, she has every confidence that feeling should matter
generally, a sense utterly lacking in me, and others in coach class, I'd
reckon.

Is Ms Cruz Basque, by the way? Better check.


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