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Old Jan 26th 2007 | 2:56 am
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-Rita
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Default MY FELLOW Americans. This means you.

It's time to wake up to a national threat. The most influential
creature walking the earth in Manolos is not a film star or a
president. She is a bimbo.

This woman has no education. She cannot write a coherent sentence. Why,
there is no conclusive evidence she possesses a brain. She doesn't need
one, as she is rich.

Most days, she cannot locate her cellphone or her underwear. A pity,
for what horrors lurk below.

Maybe this nation - warped by a short attention span and fierce
attraction to skanks - gets the celebrity it deserves.

Because the most famous human is Paris Hilton - a gal who makes up for
her lack of talent, taste or underthings by making a complete spectacle
of herself. We can't look away.

For research purposes, I took a color photograph of one of our most
accomplished women - Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg - and
another of Paris, to Bed, Bath & Beyond on Sixth Avenue. (Hey, it was
cold outside.)

No offense, Ruth. But all but one person failed to pick her out of a
lineup.

Tara Serrano, 17, had no clue who Ginsburg was. Faced with Paris, she
not only said her name, but knew exactly what she was famous for.

"She doesn't do anything except go to clubs and hang out," said
Serrano.

Regina Pegg, 34, of Brooklyn, looked blankly at Ginsburg's pic. But she
was on a first-name basis with Paris.

"She seems to me like she had too much given to her in life," she said.


Robert Nelson, 45, fumfered at Ginsburg. "It's the attorney general -
or the Supreme Court!" He couldn't get the name.

"Good old Paris!" he said, faced with Hilton.

Keith Goldberg gets a gold star - the only person in Manhattan who knew
Ginsburg's identity.

The romantic in me believes we love Paris because she's deep. Take that
any way you like.

A Web site has revealed the contents of a $208-a-month storage locker
for which Paris failed to pay the rent. These include her prescription
bottles for painkillers and the genital herpes medication Valtrex,
which should make her rethink her lack of a thong.

There are poignant notes - "I love shoes." And one to ex-fiancé Jason
Shaw: "You love it when I [perform oral sex and you return the favor]."
You'll have to imagine her exact words.

If these are our values, perhaps Paris should sit on the Supreme Court.


Or Ruth Ginsburg should lose her panties.
 
Old Jan 26th 2007 | 3:06 am
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The Reid
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On 26 Jan 2007 07:56:56 -0800, "Rita" <[email protected]> wrote:

>It's time to wake up to a national threat.

I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
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Old Jan 26th 2007 | 3:40 am
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-Anon
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On 26 Jan 2007 07:56:56 -0800, "Rita" <[email protected]> wrote:

>
>It's time to wake up to a national threat. The most influential
>creature walking the earth in Manolos is not a film star or a
>president. She is a bimbo.
>
>This woman has no education. She cannot write a coherent sentence. Why,
>there is no conclusive evidence she possesses a brain. She doesn't need
>one, as she is rich.
>
>Most days, she cannot locate her cellphone or her underwear. A pity,
>for what horrors lurk below.
>
>Maybe this nation - warped by a short attention span and fierce
>attraction to skanks - gets the celebrity it deserves.
>
>Because the most famous human is Paris Hilton - a gal who makes up for
>her lack of talent, taste or underthings by making a complete spectacle
>of herself. We can't look away.
>
>For research purposes, I took a color photograph of one of our most
>accomplished women - Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg - and
>another of Paris, to Bed, Bath & Beyond on Sixth Avenue. (Hey, it was
>cold outside.)
>
>No offense, Ruth. But all but one person failed to pick her out of a
>lineup.
>
>Tara Serrano, 17, had no clue who Ginsburg was. Faced with Paris, she
>not only said her name, but knew exactly what she was famous for.
>
>"She doesn't do anything except go to clubs and hang out," said
>Serrano.
>
>Regina Pegg, 34, of Brooklyn, looked blankly at Ginsburg's pic. But she
>was on a first-name basis with Paris.
>
>"She seems to me like she had too much given to her in life," she said.
>
>
>Robert Nelson, 45, fumfered at Ginsburg. "It's the attorney general -
>or the Supreme Court!" He couldn't get the name.
>
>"Good old Paris!" he said, faced with Hilton.
>
>Keith Goldberg gets a gold star - the only person in Manhattan who knew
>Ginsburg's identity.
>
>The romantic in me believes we love Paris because she's deep. Take that
>any way you like.
>
>A Web site has revealed the contents of a $208-a-month storage locker
>for which Paris failed to pay the rent. These include her prescription
>bottles for painkillers and the genital herpes medication Valtrex,
>which should make her rethink her lack of a thong.
>
>There are poignant notes - "I love shoes." And one to ex-fiancé Jason
>Shaw: "You love it when I [perform oral sex and you return the favor]."
>You'll have to imagine her exact words.
>
>If these are our values, perhaps Paris should sit on the Supreme Court.
>
>
>Or Ruth Ginsburg should lose her panties.
Rita, I have no idea what you just said.
 
Old Jan 26th 2007 | 8:02 am
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Runge
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Which fellow americans ??
eveleth the pseudo american apatrid or morrow the booze drinker ?

"Rita" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email protected]. com...

It's time to wake up to a national threat. The most influential
creature walking the earth in Manolos is not a film star or a
president. She is a bimbo.

This woman has no education. She cannot write a coherent sentence. Why,
there is no conclusive evidence she possesses a brain. She doesn't need
one, as she is rich.

Most days, she cannot locate her cellphone or her underwear. A pity,
for what horrors lurk below.

Maybe this nation - warped by a short attention span and fierce
attraction to skanks - gets the celebrity it deserves.

Because the most famous human is Paris Hilton - a gal who makes up for
her lack of talent, taste or underthings by making a complete spectacle
of herself. We can't look away.

For research purposes, I took a color photograph of one of our most
accomplished women - Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg - and
another of Paris, to Bed, Bath & Beyond on Sixth Avenue. (Hey, it was
cold outside.)

No offense, Ruth. But all but one person failed to pick her out of a
lineup.

Tara Serrano, 17, had no clue who Ginsburg was. Faced with Paris, she
not only said her name, but knew exactly what she was famous for.

"She doesn't do anything except go to clubs and hang out," said
Serrano.

Regina Pegg, 34, of Brooklyn, looked blankly at Ginsburg's pic. But she
was on a first-name basis with Paris.

"She seems to me like she had too much given to her in life," she said.


Robert Nelson, 45, fumfered at Ginsburg. "It's the attorney general -
or the Supreme Court!" He couldn't get the name.

"Good old Paris!" he said, faced with Hilton.

Keith Goldberg gets a gold star - the only person in Manhattan who knew
Ginsburg's identity.

The romantic in me believes we love Paris because she's deep. Take that
any way you like.

A Web site has revealed the contents of a $208-a-month storage locker
for which Paris failed to pay the rent. These include her prescription
bottles for painkillers and the genital herpes medication Valtrex,
which should make her rethink her lack of a thong.

There are poignant notes - "I love shoes." And one to ex-fiancé Jason
Shaw: "You love it when I [perform oral sex and you return the favor]."
You'll have to imagine her exact words.

If these are our values, perhaps Paris should sit on the Supreme Court.


Or Ruth Ginsburg should lose her panties.
 
Old Jan 26th 2007 | 11:56 am
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EvelynVogtGamble
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The Reid wrote:

> On 26 Jan 2007 07:56:56 -0800, "Rita" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>It's time to wake up to a national threat.
>
>
> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG

Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference? I
Wonder if HE'S ever heard of Paris Hilton. The first few
times I saw her name mentioned (on this newsgroup, as a
matter of fact), I thought they were talking about a Hilton
Hotel in Paris - he might share my misunderstanding!
 
Old Jan 26th 2007 | 12:09 pm
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-Magda
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:56:12 -0700, in rec.travel.europe, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
<[email protected]> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:

...
... The Reid wrote:
...
... > On 26 Jan 2007 07:56:56 -0800, "Rita" <[email protected]> wrote:
... >
... >>It's time to wake up to a national threat.
... >
... > I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
...
... Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference? I
... Wonder if HE'S ever heard of Paris Hilton. The first few
... times I saw her name mentioned (on this newsgroup, as a
... matter of fact), I thought they were talking about a Hilton
... Hotel in Paris - he might share my misunderstanding!

Easy to tell them apart - one of them has class.
 
Old Jan 26th 2007 | 11:25 pm
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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
> The first few times I saw her name mentioned (on this newsgroup,
> as a matter of fact), I thought they were talking about a Hilton
> Hotel in Paris - he might share my misunderstanding!

Me, too. It was quite some time before a subject included something
about that being a person's name. Show me her picture and I won't
know who she is. I think I've never seen her, not even the porn.

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Old Jan 26th 2007 | 11:35 pm
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:56:12 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
>
>Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference?

does Tony Blair?
--
Mike Reid
UK walking, food, photos "http://www.fellwalk.co.uk" <-- you can email us@ this site
Spain walking, food, tourism "http://www.fell-walker.co.uk"
Beginners UK flight sim addons "http://www.lawn-mower-man.co.uk"
 
Old Jan 26th 2007 | 11:43 pm
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Els Bells
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On Jan 27, 1:35 pm, The Reid <[email protected]> wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:56:12 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
>
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
>
> >Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference?

> does Tony Blair?

you voted for him !
 
Old Jan 27th 2007 | 12:58 am
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Runge
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Lol
With a title like that she was sure to pop out !!!

"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le
message de news: [email protected]...
>
>
> The Reid wrote:
>
>> On 26 Jan 2007 07:56:56 -0800, "Rita" <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>It's time to wake up to a national threat.
>>
>>
>> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
>
> Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference? I Wonder if HE'S
> ever heard of Paris Hilton. The first few times I saw her name mentioned
> (on this newsgroup, as a matter of fact), I thought they were talking
> about a Hilton Hotel in Paris - he might share my misunderstanding!
 
Old Jan 27th 2007 | 12:58 am
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Runge
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cretinus

"Els Bells" <[email protected]> a écrit dans le message de news:
[email protected] om...
>
>
> On Jan 27, 1:35 pm, The Reid <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:56:12 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
>>
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
>>
>> >Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference?
>
>> does Tony Blair?
>
> you voted for him !
>
 
Old Jan 27th 2007 | 2:11 am
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Hatunen
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On 27 Jan 2007 04:43:22 -0800, "Els Bells"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
>
>On Jan 27, 1:35 pm, The Reid <[email protected]> wrote:
>> On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:56:12 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
>>
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>> >> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
>>
>> >Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference?
>
>> does Tony Blair?
>
>you voted for him !

Not unless Blair is the MP for Reid's district, or whatever they
call them in the UK.

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Old Jan 27th 2007 | 2:29 am
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Let is be knownst that on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:25:54 -0800, Icono Clast
<[email protected]> writted:

>EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
>> The first few times I saw her name mentioned (on this newsgroup,
>> as a matter of fact), I thought they were talking about a Hilton
>> Hotel in Paris - he might share my misunderstanding!
>
>Me, too. It was quite some time before a subject included something
>about that being a person's name. Show me her picture and I won't
>know who she is. I think I've never seen her, not even the porn.

I'll confess to having seen some parts of her "porn" video. There's a
hilarious part where she just stops halfway through to answer her
mobile, and the guy's like WTF???
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Old Jan 27th 2007 | 5:04 am
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On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 16:06:26 +0000, The Reid <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On 26 Jan 2007 07:56:56 -0800, "Rita" <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>It's time to wake up to a national threat.
>
>I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG

The post you and others are responding to was written by Capitalist
Pig/aka/zubenelgenubi/aka Steven Bach. Any posts on this group
purporting to be from "Rita" will be from this poster as Rita has
discontinued the use of her posting name because of numerous
forgeries.

Sorry you had to waste your time responding to a forgery.
 
Old Jan 27th 2007 | 5:37 am
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Els Bells
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On Jan 27, 4:11 pm, Hatunen <[email protected]> wrote:
> On 27 Jan 2007 04:43:22 -0800, "Els Bells"
>
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> >On Jan 27, 1:35 pm, The Reid <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> On Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:56:12 -0700, "EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)"
>
> >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> >> I'm not American, I'm European, like the NG
>
> >> >Yeah, but does our president know there's a difference?
>
> >> does Tony Blair?
>
> >you voted for him !Not unless Blair is the MP for Reid's district, or whatever they
> call them in the UK.

er....by voting labour....
 


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