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Old Feb 20th 2005, 12:45 am
  #46  
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:10:07 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

    >On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 12:20:00 GMT, DrPostman <[email protected]>
    >wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
    ><[email protected]>:
    >>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:08:04 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
    >><[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
    >>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
    >>><[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
    >>><m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:
    >>>>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >>>I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum effect,
    >>>try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an empty
    >>>oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
    >>"And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics that
    >>you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as
    >>they probably will, then inform them that since they insist on being
    >>asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate
    >>part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the posterior,
    >>let them know where you stand...Fart for freedom, fart for liberty -
    >>and fart proudly." -Benjamin Franklin
    >>No shit, he REALLY said that.
    >I've never heard that, but I like it! Ben is my hero.


Mine too. In fact it looks better than bRay in my sig file.










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Old Feb 20th 2005, 12:54 am
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In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
<[email protected]> wrote:

->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?

Canadians.

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Old Feb 20th 2005, 1:07 am
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"Major Margaret Houlihan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:190220051754479430%[email protected]...
    > In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    > <[email protected]> wrote:
    > ->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    > Canadians.

It's all the musk ox in their diet.

Jim
 
Old Feb 20th 2005, 1:08 am
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 01:45:37 GMT, DrPostman <[email protected]>
wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:

    >On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 08:10:07 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
    ><[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
    >>On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 12:20:00 GMT, DrPostman <[email protected]>
    >>wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
    >><[email protected]>:
    >>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:08:04 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
    >>><[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
    >>>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
    >>>><[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
    >>>><m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:
    >>>>>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >>>>I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum effect,
    >>>>try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an empty
    >>>>oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
    >>>"And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics that
    >>>you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as
    >>>they probably will, then inform them that since they insist on being
    >>>asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate
    >>>part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the posterior,
    >>>let them know where you stand...Fart for freedom, fart for liberty -
    >>>and fart proudly." -Benjamin Franklin
    >>>No shit, he REALLY said that.
    >>I've never heard that, but I like it! Ben is my hero.
    >Mine too. In fact it looks better than bRay in my sig file.

I just farted loudly and proudly for Liberty and Freedom, AT bRAY!
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Old Feb 20th 2005, 1:09 am
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 18:07:43 -0800, "Clave"
<[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in
message <[email protected]>:

    >"Major Margaret Houlihan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:190220051754479430%[email protected]...
    >> In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    >> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >> ->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >> Canadians.
    >It's all the musk ox in their diet.
    >Jim

And beer.
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Old Feb 20th 2005, 1:43 am
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 18:07:43 -0800, "Clave"
    > <[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in
    > message <[email protected]>:
    >>"Major Margaret Houlihan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>news:190220051754479430%[email protected].. .
    >>> In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    >>> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>> ->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >>> Canadians.
    >>It's all the musk ox in their diet.
    > And beer.

Reminds me of the first time I saw "Das Boot" -- can you imagine the atmosphere
with a bunch of sweaty Germans in a tin can existing on a diet of dark beer,
sausage and rye bread?

Jim
 
Old Feb 20th 2005, 2:49 am
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Clave <[email protected]> wrote:

    > "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > news:[email protected]...
    > > On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 18:07:43 -0800, "Clave"
    > > <[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in
    > > message <[email protected]>:
    > >
    > >>"Major Margaret Houlihan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >>news:190220051754479430%[email protected].. .
    > >>> In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    > >>> <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>> ->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    > >>>
    > >>> Canadians.
    > >>
    > >>It's all the musk ox in their diet.
    > >
    > > And beer.
    >
    > Reminds me of the first time I saw "Das Boot" -- can you imagine the
    > atmosphere
    > with a bunch of sweaty Germans in a tin can existing on a diet of dark beer,
    > sausage and rye bread?

WWII diesel boats were extremely confined spaces. From what I know
about the environments aboard, the human-generated smells were
overwhelmed by the stench of diesel fuel and sulphuric acid from the
batteries.

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Old Feb 20th 2005, 7:40 am
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 17:54:47 -0800, Major Margaret Houlihan
<[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:

    >In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    ><[email protected]> wrote:
    >->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >Canadians.


Heh, YOU should know.






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Old Feb 20th 2005, 7:41 am
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On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 18:43:46 -0800, "Clave"
<[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy
scribed:

    >"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected].. .
    >> On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 18:07:43 -0800, "Clave"
    >> <[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in
    >> message <[email protected]>:
    >>>"Major Margaret Houlihan" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>>news:190220051754479430%[email protected]. ..
    >>>> In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    >>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>> ->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >>>> Canadians.
    >>>It's all the musk ox in their diet.
    >> And beer.
    >Reminds me of the first time I saw "Das Boot" -- can you imagine the atmosphere
    >with a bunch of sweaty Germans in a tin can existing on a diet of dark beer,
    >sausage and rye bread?
    >Jim


Yea, watching that flick took all the romance of the U-Boat adventure
and shot it all to hell.








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Old Feb 20th 2005, 8:15 am
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One upon a time (Sun, 20 Feb 2005 08:40:53 GMT to be exact,) DrPostman
<[email protected]> graced Usenet with:

    >On Sat, 19 Feb 2005 17:54:47 -0800, Major Margaret Houlihan
    ><[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
    >>In article <m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>, Flah Tew Lance
    >><[email protected]> wrote:
    >>->Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >>Canadians.
    >Heh, YOU should know.

We should send her candles.
 
Old Feb 20th 2005, 1:06 pm
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This is a fact!

If everyone on Earth were positioned such that their behinds were correctly
positioned*, their simultaneous farting could cause the Earth to spin out of
orbit!

*imagine the earth akin to a large donut with rocket thrusters


"Flah Tew Lance" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
 
Old Feb 20th 2005, 2:17 pm
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An idiotic little chickenshit calling himself "Persian Warrior"
<Persian.Warrior@ persiancivilisation.com> snipped everything
because he's a pussy and wrote:

    > "John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote
    >> "Persian Warrior" <Persian.Warrior@ persiancivilisation.com>
    >> wrote:
    >
    > You see John listen to this conversation between you and your
    > mum for everyone to know hear......
    >
    > you said to your mum "I wanna do me number two"
    > Your mum then said "Do it in your hand John and give it to me
    > to make a sandwich for your dad"
    >
    > Now go on your mum is waiting and your dad is starving :))))))

Damn, I never would have guessed you'd turn out to be childishly
lame and try to emulate a five-year-old showing the other kids
he's learning to talk dirty. (Just kidding, moron. It's exactly
what I expected. If you want to surprise someone, try to dispute
what I said.)
 
Old Feb 20th 2005, 2:58 pm
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whats up Joni (or Roni!)? dady didn't like the sandwich mumy made for him?
nevermind I will make one of my own specials for him! does he like it with
curry flavour? the thing is I had a curry last night!!!!
PW

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Old Feb 20th 2005, 3:20 pm
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In sheer agony from the whipping he's been getting here,
chickenshit [email protected] (The Rev+d) rewrote:

    > On 19 Feb 2005 17:16:56 GMT, the jew-loving shabbos goy John
    > Griffin bot <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >>"Persian Warrior" <Persian.Warrior@ persiancivilisation.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>*****NOTE: Do not burst into tears just yet, airhead.
    >>I moved your stupid, infantile remark to the logical
    >>place, at the bottom. If you can provide some evidence
    >>of minimal intelligence, I'll try to explain in simple
    >>enough terms for you to understand why that's the
    >>logical place.
    >>>
    >>> "Riain Y. Barton" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >>> news:[email protected] oups.com...
    >>>> That explains why their ****ing tents are always billowing
    >>>> up. They blame it on the wind. Yeah, we know what kind of
    >>>> wind.
    >>>> John Griffin wrote:
    >>>> > Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> > >
    >>>> > > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >>>> >
    >>>> > None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why
    >>>> > the cult won't let them go outside without wearing some
    >>>> > kind of ****in' tent.
    >>> Why don't you 2 give your ass a chance and speak through
    >>> your mouth for a change!!!
    >>You ****in' dumbshit, that was lame as hell. You sound like
    >>a nine year old girl. Stop squealing. Oh...wait...are you
    >>one of the slaves of that oppressive Islam cult that was
    >>started by that ****in' filthy, disgusting pervert Mohammed?
    >>Apparently so, in which case you're probably planning to
    >>marry a nine-year-old as soon as her parents are ready to
    >>give her to you. Damn, boy, I know you mohammedan drones
    >>aren't allowed to do anything except whatever that backward
    >>cult gives you permission to do, but that's sick!
    >>Seriously, fool, ask the cult for permission to change the
    >>air in your head before you get even more ****in' lame.
    >
    > And once more, the jew-loving bot follows orders and launches
    > an attack on Islam during the jew sabbath...

    > Dispute a bot's auto-replies??????
    > What a stupid ****!
    > Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    > The jews aren't working you hard enough, shabbos goy.

    > Oy vey. Don't stand behind one of your jew masters after a
    > typical jew meal. It'll literally blow you away.

    > The jew-lover has a double attack of sniggering! On the
    > sabbath, no less! Must have been allowed to kiss the rabbi's
    > ass!

    > Another one-size-fits-all auto-reply! And the asshole wonders
    > why I call it a bot.

    > The jews actually let you post on the sabbath, jew-lover?
    > Simply incredible!!!

Damn, pussy, I slapped you into one hell of a posting frenzy
there! I bet you're going to demand that I apologize for kicking
the shit out of you and making you do that. Also, I bet you'll
never be able to rise beyond the awesome degree of childishness
you've been showing since the first time I stomped on your head.

By the way, you're wasting your time e-mailing me and begging me
to let you suck my dick. I feel sorry for you, but that sort of
thing is for your kind.
 
Old Feb 20th 2005, 3:50 pm
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"John Griffin" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]. 1.4...
    > In sheer agony from the whipping he's been getting here,
    > chickenshit [email protected] (The Rev+d) rewrote:
    > > On 19 Feb 2005 17:16:56 GMT, the jew-loving shabbos goy John
    > > Griffin bot <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >
    > >>"Persian Warrior" <Persian.Warrior@ persiancivilisation.com>
    > >>wrote:
    > >>
    > >>*****NOTE: Do not burst into tears just yet, airhead.
    > >>I moved your stupid, infantile remark to the logical
    > >>place, at the bottom. If you can provide some evidence
    > >>of minimal intelligence, I'll try to explain in simple
    > >>enough terms for you to understand why that's the
    > >>logical place.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >>>
    > >>> "Riain Y. Barton" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >>> news:[email protected] oups.com...
    > >>>> That explains why their ****ing tents are always billowing
    > >>>> up. They blame it on the wind. Yeah, we know what kind of
    > >>>> wind.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> John Griffin wrote:
    > >>>> > Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > >
    > >>>> > > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why
    > >>>> > the cult won't let them go outside without wearing some
    > >>>> > kind of ****in' tent.
    > >>
    > >>> Why don't you 2 give your ass a chance and speak through
    > >>> your mouth for a change!!!
    > >>
    > >>You ****in' dumbshit, that was lame as hell. You sound like
    > >>a nine year old girl. Stop squealing. Oh...wait...are you
    > >>one of the slaves of that oppressive Islam cult that was
    > >>started by that ****in' filthy, disgusting pervert Mohammed?
    > >>Apparently so, in which case you're probably planning to
    > >>marry a nine-year-old as soon as her parents are ready to
    > >>give her to you. Damn, boy, I know you mohammedan drones
    > >>aren't allowed to do anything except whatever that backward
    > >>cult gives you permission to do, but that's sick!
    > >>
    > >>Seriously, fool, ask the cult for permission to change the
    > >>air in your head before you get even more ****in' lame.
    > >
    > > And once more, the jew-loving bot follows orders and launches
    > > an attack on Islam during the jew sabbath...
    > > Dispute a bot's auto-replies??????
    > > What a stupid ****!
    > > Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
    > > The jews aren't working you hard enough, shabbos goy.
    > > Oy vey. Don't stand behind one of your jew masters after a
    > > typical jew meal. It'll literally blow you away.
    > > The jew-lover has a double attack of sniggering! On the
    > > sabbath, no less! Must have been allowed to kiss the rabbi's
    > > ass!
    > > Another one-size-fits-all auto-reply! And the asshole wonders
    > > why I call it a bot.
    > > The jews actually let you post on the sabbath, jew-lover?
    > > Simply incredible!!!
    > Damn, pussy, I slapped you into one hell of a posting frenzy
    > there! I bet you're going to demand that I apologize for kicking
    > the shit out of you and making you do that. Also, I bet you'll
    > never be able to rise beyond the awesome degree of childishness
    > you've been showing since the first time I stomped on your head.
    > By the way, you're wasting your time e-mailing me and begging me
    > to let you suck my dick. I feel sorry for you, but that sort of
    > thing is for your kind.

*yawn*
 


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