Flah Tew Lance

Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?

Gina

Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?

Europeans. Since they eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.

Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
smothered in gravy.

You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

Gina

Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?

Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since they
eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.

Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
smothered in gravy.

You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

Craig

Flah Tew Lance wrote:
    > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?


Take a guess:

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj...r/div/316.html


--
Craig

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Cardinal Chunder

Gina wrote:
    > Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >
    >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >
    >
    > Europeans. Since they eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.

I doubt very many people eat either of these things as a matter of
course. Now if you said baked beans (at least for the UK & Ireland)...

    > Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
    > cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
    > smothered in gravy.
    >
    > You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

Anything with jalapeno peppers.

Hjkl

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:

    >You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.

Magda

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, in rec.travel.europe, Gina <[email protected]>
arranged some electrons, so they looked like this :

... Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
...
... >
... >Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
...
... Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since they
... eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
...
... Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
... cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
... smothered in gravy.
...
... You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

The British eat a lot of beans, though.

The Rev+d

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:

    >Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since they
    >eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
    >Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
    >cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
    >smothered in gravy.
    >You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

The campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles" said it all.

Lizzie

The British also eat a lot of Indian food :-\ Masala is fart-tastic.

-Lizzie

Magda wrote:

    > ... Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since they
    > ... eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
    > ...
    > ... Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
    > ... cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
    > ... smothered in gravy.
    > ...
    > ... You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
    >
    > The British eat a lot of beans, though.
    >

Mr. Pigmondo

uh, eating foie gras and escargot is not gonna make you unfarty, and you're gonna smell like shit,
as many europeans do. not bathing helps, too.
i dont eat any of those things you listed for americans, either, but im a big farter

-Jeff

Gina wrote:
    > Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
    >
    >
    >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >
    >
    > Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since they
    > eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
    >
    > Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
    > cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
    > smothered in gravy.
    >
    > You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

Keith Anderson

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
<[email protected]> wrote:

    >Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?

The British are (allegedly) very reserved about such matters - like
the two City gents on the train. One says to the other:

"I say, sir, have you just farted?"

And the other says:

"God damn it, sir, do you think I always smell like this?"

Lizzie

Naked bathouses...who wouldn't stay clean 24/7?

-Lizzie

Mr. Pigmondo wrote:
    > uh, eating foie gras and escargot is not gonna make you unfarty, and
    > you're gonna smell like shit, as many europeans do. not bathing helps,
    > too.
    > i dont eat any of those things you listed for americans, either, but im
    > a big farter
    >
    > -Jeff
    >
    > Gina wrote:
    >
    >> Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
    >> Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since they
    >> eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
    >> Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
    >> cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
    >> smothered in gravy.
    >> You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.

Vanilla Gorilla

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
<[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
<m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:

    >Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?

I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum effect,
try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an empty
oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

Vanilla Gorilla

On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:

    >On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
    >Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
    >[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
    >seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.

*Pickled* eggs.
--
V.G.

"i would blame them it they went on a holy jhiad and killed off all the infidels, would you?" - AssLexa's "200+" alien-implanted IQ jumps the rails and crashes into a grade school, killing all inside.

Change pobox dot alaska to gci.

Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.

Clave

"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
    > alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
    >>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
    >>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
    >>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
    >>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
    >>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
    > *Pickled* eggs.

I dunno, man. Ever have really bad kim-chi?

Day-old tandoori made by a Brit?

Lutefisk?

Jim