.....Farting.....
Feb 18th 2005, 5:28 pm
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Re: .....Farting.....
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:08:53 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
>>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
>>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
>>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
>*Pickled* eggs.
Anything with 'splenda'.
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<[email protected]> wrote:
>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
>alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
>>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
>>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
>>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
>*Pickled* eggs.
Anything with 'splenda'.
--
Keith
_____
"Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death
of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
_____
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Feb 18th 2005, 5:36 pm
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On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:12:37 -0500, Craig <[email protected]>
wrote:
>Flah Tew Lance wrote:
>> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
>Take a guess:
>http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj...r/div/316.html
Guess again:
http://www.iuns.org/features/obesity...tm#Figure%202:
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of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
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wrote:
>Flah Tew Lance wrote:
>> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
>Take a guess:
>http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj...r/div/316.html
Guess again:
http://www.iuns.org/features/obesity...tm#Figure%202:
--
Keith
_____
"Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death
of a sparrow in the corner of a barn." -Anouk Aimee, French Actor
_____
"Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny", Aeschylus (525BC-456BC),
Agamemnon
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Feb 18th 2005, 5:55 pm
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Re: .....Farting.....
On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 22:24:38 -0800, "Clave"
<[email protected]> wrote:
>"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected].. .
>> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
>> alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
>>>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
>>>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
>>>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
>> *Pickled* eggs.
>I dunno, man. Ever have really bad kim-chi?
If you eat kimchi you don't need to fart. The smell permeates through
the skin. For a radius of at least ten yards.
<[email protected]> wrote:
>"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in message
>news:[email protected].. .
>> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
>> alt.fan.art-bell in message <[email protected]>:
>>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other end.
>>>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
>>>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
>>>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
>> *Pickled* eggs.
>I dunno, man. Ever have really bad kim-chi?
If you eat kimchi you don't need to fart. The smell permeates through
the skin. For a radius of at least ten yards.
Feb 18th 2005, 11:07 pm
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Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
tent.
>
> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
tent.
Feb 18th 2005, 11:20 pm
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On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:08:04 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
><[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
><m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:
>>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
>I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum effect,
>try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an empty
>oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
"And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics that
you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as
they probably will, then inform them that since they insist on being
asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate
part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the posterior,
let them know where you stand...Fart for freedom, fart for liberty -
and fart proudly." -Benjamin Franklin
No shit, he REALLY said that.
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Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
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<[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
><[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
><m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:
>>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
>I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum effect,
>try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an empty
>oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
"And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics that
you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as
they probably will, then inform them that since they insist on being
asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate
part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the posterior,
let them know where you stand...Fart for freedom, fart for liberty -
and fart proudly." -Benjamin Franklin
No shit, he REALLY said that.
--
DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
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- Felonious Ray, destroyer of irony meters
Feb 19th 2005, 12:37 am
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Anyone without my dick up their ass.
Flah Tew Lance wrote:
> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
Flah Tew Lance wrote:
> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
Feb 19th 2005, 12:41 am
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You ought to ****ing know, fartass.
The Rev+d wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 22:24:38 -0800, "Clave"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
> >news:[email protected].. .
> >> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
> >> alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:
> >>
> >>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]>
wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other
end.
> >>>
> >>>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
> >>>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
> >>>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
> >>
> >> *Pickled* eggs.
> >
> >I dunno, man. Ever have really bad kim-chi?
> If you eat kimchi you don't need to fart. The smell permeates
through
> the skin. For a radius of at least ten yards.
The Rev+d wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 22:24:38 -0800, "Clave"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
> >"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <[email protected]> wrote in
message
> >news:[email protected].. .
> >> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:15:48 GMT, [email protected] (hjkl) wrote in
> >> alt.fan.art-bell in message
<[email protected]>:
> >>
> >>>On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]>
wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other
end.
> >>>
> >>>Eat some eggs for terminal smelliness. If you go for quality over
> >>>[gas] quantity, you stand a far better chance of (a) giving people
> >>>seizures, and (b) blaming it on someone else or the dog.
> >>
> >> *Pickled* eggs.
> >
> >I dunno, man. Ever have really bad kim-chi?
> If you eat kimchi you don't need to fart. The smell permeates
through
> the skin. For a radius of at least ten yards.
Feb 19th 2005, 12:42 am
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Are you an expert on that shit?
Lizzie wrote:
> The British also eat a lot of Indian food :-\ Masala is fart-tastic.
> -Lizzie
> Magda wrote:
> > ... Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better)
since they
> > ... eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
> > ...
> > ... Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
> > ... cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend
steak
> > ... smothered in gravy.
> > ...
> > ... You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the
other end.
> >
> > The British eat a lot of beans, though.
Lizzie wrote:
> The British also eat a lot of Indian food :-\ Masala is fart-tastic.
> -Lizzie
> Magda wrote:
> > ... Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better)
since they
> > ... eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
> > ...
> > ... Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
> > ... cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend
steak
> > ... smothered in gravy.
> > ...
> > ... You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the
other end.
> >
> > The British eat a lot of beans, though.
Feb 19th 2005, 12:45 am
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You should talk. You never got over ****ing Mongo.
The Rev+d wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> >Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since
they
> >eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
> >
> >Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
> >cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
> >smothered in gravy.
> >
> >You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other
end.
>
> The campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles" said it all.
The Rev+d wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:10:55 -0500, Gina <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> >Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better) since
they
> >eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
> >
> >Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
> >cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend steak
> >smothered in gravy.
> >
> >You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the other
end.
>
> The campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles" said it all.
Feb 19th 2005, 12:51 am
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That explains why their ****ing tents are always billowing up.
They blame it on the wind. Yeah, we know what kind of wind.
John Griffin wrote:
> Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
> won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
> tent.
They blame it on the wind. Yeah, we know what kind of wind.
John Griffin wrote:
> Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
> won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
> tent.
Feb 19th 2005, 12:52 am
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Franklin was a real fartass, huh?
DrPostman wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:08:04 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> <[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
> ><[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> ><m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:
> >
> >>
> >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> >I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum
effect,
> >try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an
empty
> >oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
> "And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics
that
> you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as
> they probably will, then inform them that since they insist on being
> asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate
> part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the
posterior,
> let them know where you stand...Fart for freedom, fart for liberty -
> and fart proudly." -Benjamin Franklin
> No shit, he REALLY said that.
> --
> DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
> Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
> AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
> You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
> "rk: Rick, I don't engage in KNOWLEDGE"
> - Felonious Ray, destroyer of irony meters
DrPostman wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 21:08:04 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> <[email protected]> in accordance with The Prophecy scribed:
> >On Fri, 18 Feb 2005 09:15:01 -0800, Flah Tew Lance
> ><[email protected]> wrote in alt.fan.art-bell in message
> ><m78c11ta7s3kttfb0dr14sj8bv75ll1ivv@news>:
> >
> >>
> >>Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> >I try to fart as loudly and as often as possible. For maximum
effect,
> >try blasting one while sitting on top of a clothes dryer, or an
empty
> >oil drum. No one in the area will ever forget it.
> "And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics
that
> you have the right to speak your mind. And if they shout you down, as
> they probably will, then inform them that since they insist on being
> asses, you will henceforth communicate with them with the appropriate
> part of your own anatomy. And turning to face them from the
posterior,
> let them know where you stand...Fart for freedom, fart for liberty -
> and fart proudly." -Benjamin Franklin
> No shit, he REALLY said that.
> --
> DrPostman USPS, MBMC, BsD; "Disgruntled, But Unarmed"
> Member,Board of Directors, afa-b, SKEP-TI-CULT® #15-51506-253.
> AFA-B Official Pollster & Hammer of Thor winner - August 2004
> You can email me at: DrPostman(at)gmail.com
> "rk: Rick, I don't engage in KNOWLEDGE"
> - Felonious Ray, destroyer of irony meters
Feb 19th 2005, 12:54 am
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she's more into toe-sucking
-Jeff
Riain Y. Barton wrote:
> Are you an expert on that shit?
>
> Lizzie wrote:
>
>>The British also eat a lot of Indian food :-\ Masala is fart-tastic.
>>-Lizzie
>>Magda wrote:
>>> ... Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better)
>
> since they
>
>>> ... eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
>>> ...
>>> ... Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
>>> ... cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend
>
> steak
>
>>> ... smothered in gravy.
>>> ...
>>> ... You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the
>
> other end.
>
>>>The British eat a lot of beans, though.
>
>
-Jeff
Riain Y. Barton wrote:
> Are you an expert on that shit?
>
> Lizzie wrote:
>
>>The British also eat a lot of Indian food :-\ Masala is fart-tastic.
>>-Lizzie
>>Magda wrote:
>>> ... Americans. Europeans probably fart less (and smell better)
>
> since they
>
>>> ... eat fancy things like escargot and foie gras.
>>> ...
>>> ... Americans eat nasty stuff like chili with beans and philly
>>> ... cheesesteaks and hot spicy buffalo wings and chicken friend
>
> steak
>
>>> ... smothered in gravy.
>>> ...
>>> ... You know that stuff gotta smell nasty when it come out the
>
> other end.
>
>>>The British eat a lot of beans, though.
>
>
Feb 19th 2005, 1:06 am
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On 19 Feb 2005 12:07:48 GMT, the jew-loving shabbos goy John Griffin
bot <[email protected]> wrote:
>Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
>None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
>won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
>tent.
Oy vey. Don't stand behind one of your jew masters after a typical
jew meal. It'll literally blow you away.
bot <[email protected]> wrote:
>Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
>None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
>won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
>tent.
Oy vey. Don't stand behind one of your jew masters after a typical
jew meal. It'll literally blow you away.
Feb 19th 2005, 1:15 am
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**** YOU, ****.
The Rev+d wrote:
> On 19 Feb 2005 12:07:48 GMT, the jew-loving shabbos goy John Griffin
> bot <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> >None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
> >won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
> >tent.
> Oy vey. Don't stand behind one of your jew masters after a typical
> jew meal. It'll literally blow you away.
The Rev+d wrote:
> On 19 Feb 2005 12:07:48 GMT, the jew-loving shabbos goy John Griffin
> bot <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> >None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
> >won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
> >tent.
> Oy vey. Don't stand behind one of your jew masters after a typical
> jew meal. It'll literally blow you away.
Feb 19th 2005, 1:19 am
#30
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Why don't you 2 give your ass a chance and speak through your mouth for a
change!!!
"Riain Y. Barton" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected] oups.com...
> That explains why their ****ing tents are always billowing up.
> They blame it on the wind. Yeah, we know what kind of wind.
> John Griffin wrote:
> > Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> > None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
> > won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
> > tent.
change!!!
"Riain Y. Barton" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected] oups.com...
> That explains why their ****ing tents are always billowing up.
> They blame it on the wind. Yeah, we know what kind of wind.
> John Griffin wrote:
> > Flah Tew Lance <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Who farts more ..... Europeans or Americans ?
> >
> > None of them can fart like Mohammedan bitches. That's why the cult
> > won't let them go outside without wearing some kind of ****in'
> > tent.
