gazz

i would tend to favour concrete over mud in Cleri´s case

gazz

but very muchlike your feet!

TaviraTrog

Now there's a rare welsh bit, look you.

Cleri

I'm not Welsh,nor is my cheese on toast.

derbyflan

It's a true fact Mrs T

The only women that make good nurses are Swedish/Norwegian/Finnish I'm afraid. The one's who have the ability to 'act' and may have had some experience of surgery first-hand.

Your average 'wife' is pretty hopeless when it comes to recognising and treating male ailments as serious as Man-Flu

As a top tip, next time your OH is feeling a bit rough. Make him a nice dinner and ensure he's given plenty of his favourite tipple to wash it down with.

Oh! And don't forget to ensure that he has full access to the Sky remote

It'll pay dividends in your housekeeping

Cleri

Failing that kick him in the gonads for being such a whiney git..............works for me

derbyflan

Pah!

No wonder divorce is on the increase

Cleri

Too right,us women have had enough i tell ya

gazz

and murder

Cleri

Oh you're back,have you had your head over a bowl of steamy nasal clearing stuff enclosed in a towel,or was it a long lunch

gazz

Actually i only got 1 hour then got dragged off to get another house on the books, this work lark is becoming a bit of a bind, actually i do feel like :curse: again and can´t stop dripping from every pore, its not fair

Cleri

God,I wish I'd never asked,I was only making conversation
Keep your dripping to yourself <insert vomit smiley>

gazz

Come on , you love a bit of drippage and the heavy aroma of vic mixed with garlic

Cleri

Do you know...I think I do

Cleri

I'm off to make my Chilli,don't die in the night,well if you do,make sure you do it quietly,and get Mrs Gazz to give me the nod,so i can get my suit out.
Later