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bourbon-biscuit Nov 14th 2010 5:25 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 
Gosh, doesn't one feel better for a jolly good moan? I do hope some smug Australian resident doesn't come quip in and spoil this thread.

crap coffee Nov 14th 2010 5:33 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 
NZ Housing is simply Disgusting - the most annoying thing to me.

Crap NZ furniture. they are ugly.

driving? I don't drive. hardly ever. coz I don't wanna kill/injure myself by stupid idiots.

Made in China rubbish

disorganized public hospitals - lack of specialists - its serious.

I am sure there are more. :sneaky:

Genesis Nov 14th 2010 5:34 pm

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Originally Posted by bourbon-biscuit (Post 8982191)
Gosh, doesn't one feel better for a jolly good moan? I do hope some smug Australian resident doesn't come quip in and spoil this thread.

Hmm, I like to think of it as balance. I will never forget the emigree who came on here and scorned the likes of us regular posters for not 'warning' her and her family agin the evils of NZ, she eventually pissed off such was here chagrin for NZ but not before she had a good whinge about how it was our fault. Did not realise that was part of my job description but I took it on board and now will spout almost endlessly about the good, the bad and the ugly of NZ.

Genesis Nov 14th 2010 5:36 pm

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Originally Posted by crap coffee (Post 8982199)
NZ Housing is simply Disgusting - the most annoying thing to me.

Crap NZ furniture. they are so ugly.

driving? I don't drive. hardly ever. coz I don't wanna kill/injure myself by stupid idiots.

Made in China rubbish

Unsophsticated Kiwi accents.

disorganized public hospitals - lack of specialists - its serious.

I am sure there are more. :sneaky:

Re the housing. You can sort some of the issues fairly simply with not much cash. Buying 2-3 2nd hand dehumidifiers will cheer up ANY home's internal atmosphere.

crap coffee Nov 14th 2010 5:48 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 

Originally Posted by Genesis (Post 8982203)
Re the housing. You can sort some of the issues fairly simply with not much cash. Buying 2-3 2nd hand dehumidifiers will cheer up ANY home's internal atmosphere.

I am talking about the _quality_ of the house. - crap painting, shabby old cheap materials etc . well I find still .. not very pleasant.

Browner_ Nov 14th 2010 6:44 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 
The drivers , drunk or otherwise. It is truely frightening out there.

The cars, modified peices of junk driving by spotty teens with a serious bad attitude.

Boy racers who think its essential to make their car 20 times as loud as normal.

Drivers who think that speeding away from police is the norm, and regularly kill some innocent sod.

A police system that tolerates all the above.
Complete lack of any justice system.

The locals - serious lack of conversation, humour, comaraderie and culture. If it wasnt for the immigrants, it would be absolutely dire here.

The remoteness and complete lack of anywhere worth visiting after you have been here more than 6 months.

The "pubs'. The best ones are like the worst ones in UK, and there arent many of them at that.

The houses. Overpriced pieces of leaky and cold junk, for the most part.

The dress sense. Ha what a laugh.

Bo-Jangles Nov 14th 2010 6:49 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 

Originally Posted by Genesis (Post 8982170)
We have a local eye co. and their advert professes that 'kiwi eyes are different, through them we can see anything we like (yeah I agree with that bit..that would be their deluded view on life in some cases!!)' the advert goes on how 'special' kiwi eyes are. For fxxx sake why are THEIR eyes any different from any other humans?? Very, very irritating attitude. Not eccentric but bloody smug IMO.

I think that's OPSM as I have seen / heard that advert - what they're actually saying is nothing but a Kiwi owned company is good enough for Kiwi eyes and all these foreign upstarts like Specsavers haven't got a clue. :frown:

"This is a local shop, for local people; there's nothing for you here" :rofl:

Margaret Parkinson Nov 14th 2010 7:22 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 

Originally Posted by Genesis (Post 8981739)
People coming into MY house who have just come off the street barefoot..thus they tread all the crap from outside onto all my carpets and floors....ugh

That's what my daughter says as well. They take their shoes off but its their feet that are minging.

June

hazeandsteve Nov 14th 2010 7:52 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 

Originally Posted by Browner_ (Post 8982299)
The locals - serious lack of conversation, humour, comaraderie and culture. If it wasnt for the immigrants, it would be absolutely dire here.

I'm guessing you don't have Maori or Pacific Island friends then?
I do, and they are deeper and more cultural races than the bigots I used to work with.
Not that I'm calling you either insular nor racist, but mayhaps a slightly more open mind may make life a little less tall poppy.

crap coffee Nov 14th 2010 8:48 pm

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 

Originally Posted by Browner_ (Post 8982299)
The locals - serious lack of conversation, humour, comaraderie and culture. If it wasnt for the immigrants, it would be absolutely dire here.

The remoteness and complete lack of anywhere worth visiting after you have been here more than 6 months.

The "pubs'. The best ones are like the worst ones in UK, and there arent many of them at that.

The houses. Overpriced pieces of leaky and cold junk, for the most part.

The dress sense. Ha what a laugh
.

ditto.

Thankyou.

I find locals simple/boring. they are nice people but not interesting. nothing much to share.

Stormer999 Nov 14th 2010 11:10 pm

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Just sounds like the UK to me....:rofl:;)

janek Nov 15th 2010 5:53 am

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 
Poor old Browner and Crap Coffee;
No mirrors in there crappy little houses then!
Get down that crappy little Warehouse purchase yourself a
Made In China mirror and take a good long look. :rofl:

Bellasmum Nov 15th 2010 9:49 am

Re: What is REALLY uncool about NZ
 

Originally Posted by bourbon-biscuit (Post 8982191)
Gosh, doesn't one feel better for a jolly good moan? I do hope some smug Australian resident doesn't come quip in and spoil this thread.

Well I am not an Aussie as you know but geez I have just read the thread from the beginning and the sentence of the day has to be ......

Superior and inward looking attitude that NZ is 'Godzone' and everything in it is better than anywhere else in the world.

:rofl:

Hope that doesn't spoil the thread but Bo I know you tend to see most things NZ as negatives, but I see black pots in my third eye when I read that sentence.

Expat Kiwi Nov 15th 2010 1:05 pm

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And another one:

The Criminal Procedure (Reform and Modernisation) Bill which basically takes away the right to elect for trial by jury for any crime that is punishable with a prison sentence of less than three years. That's a direct breach of the NZ Bill of Rights :sneaky:.

It also requires the defence to disclose issues in dispute before a case comes to court and it erodes the right to silence.

Previously acquitted people can also be re-trialled if new evidence comes to light.

There are a whole load of other civil rights issues too.

The vice-president of the New Zealand Law Society said the Justice Reform Bill will set up an "efficient regime totalitarians dream about," and I agree with her.

What's it going to do other than squeeze some more people into the already full prisons, it's not addressing the reasons for crime at all.

Bellasmum Nov 15th 2010 4:04 pm

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The most uncool thing about NZ IMHO is that we don't have a "Bill of Personal Responsibility" ;)


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