StevieB

You at work Mark? I could understand the confusion if so! Why you want my electric bat? Have you seen the size of the buggers over there?

danny.f

Good evening to you to StevieB and how is your good lady wife? Still working hard? I've not long been in from a late shift so wide awake and looking for a night cap when the bar keeper (who I understand you left in charge) buggered off!
The kettle is on for the coffee to go with the brandy that the ladies in the snug are drinking, I might join them now the gin's all gone. Did you beat Jude at pool? One K coming up with the usual 'fiddich to wash it down - off to the snug - if Danny comes back don't tell him where I am, I've run up a big bill on his tab
Donna

Oscar, the bar cat

Meeeeooooowwwwwwww Prrrrr Prrrrrrr Prrrrrr

StevieB

Yep, Karen is working again, so she'll no doubt be in for her usual 21 later. Haven't managed to catch up with Jude tonight, but I think she was cottoning on to the fact that I wasn't being entirely honest when playing last night!
Thanks for the drinks and your secret's safe with me

Jac&Adie

Apparently you can send in the other paperwork minus the police check as long as you send a cover letter to explain why, then send the police stuff when it turns up. Well thats what I was told on the NZIS £1 per min helpline.
I found this out cos I had to get ours in before my birthday or we lost points, It come down to 2 days in the end, not good for the nerves.

geordie mandy

Any chance of a night cap?
Mandy

Jude J

Quick Donna, the coffees getting cold.
Might have another game of pool in a while, that Steve is a bit of a cheat but tonight I'm wearing my low cut top with push-up bra to distract him.
Ciggie?

Am Loolah

You talking to me?! I only popped in for a bit of alcoholic support!

Am Loolah

Sadly they had to leave knowing who we've sold it to, so I can only imagine their opinion is that they've had to move out, we've sold, so why do they care if it's dirty. Hubby threatened to not sell it tomorrow because he wanted to take it out of their deposit - I reasoned this was futile and the only people who'd suffer is the people buying it and us - so nothing to be achieved! In the end we let the buyer go round and told them to phone us tomorrow if they want it cleaned before buying it, in which case we will take out of deposit and selling will be delayed. As far as the buyer goes they've been in a holiday park for 3 weeks having sold and so are desperate to get in. We've explained it's not how we would have left it so at lease are excused in that sense.
I think what's incensed hubby is that it was spotless when they went in - at cost to us - and it shouldn't be relevant that we've sold it - it should be left as they found it. Plus the fact that we've been good landlords and this is how we're repaid!
Such is life!!

poppets

hello all saw the lights on so thought i'd pop in for a quickie, whats been happenin then

Jac&Adie

Well time to turn off, I need an early nite, work again tomorrow and only got four hours kipp last night

Oh and if you see Oscar skulking about can someone either feed him (i've put some cat food under the bar) or send him home (1st class stamp should do it) at a reasnoble hour, so he doesn't wake me in the middle of the night again

StevieB

Nite Adie, I think Oscar has been chatting up that street moggy that's been hanging about outside, so you may not see him again til tomorrow!

Oscar, the bar cat

Meeooowwwww

StevieB

Hi poppets. been relatively busy tonight, had some commiserations ref Jake the lady dog's passing, there may be some brandy and coffee in the snug left courtesy of Danny, Donna's been trying to finish the gin supply and Jude thinks she can distract me playing pool with revealing jersey's. Well, she's probably right!

poppets

girls can always use their ample charms to distract a bloke, so yes they'll win at pool, if they need more clevage i'll help them out

if Donna's finishing off the gin i'll empty the vodka, & i'll drink to join in the commiserations
for once i come in & theres folk in here, i'll drink to that too

you may as well have one too steve being that you're going to lose at pool