Re: Early Morning Cock Problem... Help Needed!
Here is that song I was mentioning, I hope it is not too colourful for the forum.
The Cockerell Song by Ivor Biggun From the Album: "More Filth! Dirt Cheap" Some folks like a pussy, a budgie or a tit Some take up with a Spaniel pup That fills up the house with [woof, woof] shit Myself now I keep chickens And I've a favourite one He's Dick my little cockerel And I don't know where he's gone [Chorus] Has anyone seen my cock My big Rhode Island Red He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue And purple on his head He stands straight up in the morning And he gives my wife a shock [scream] Has anybody seen, anybody seen Anybody, anybody seen my cock He's a stiff necked little upstart And I've known him all my life He's my pride and pleasure And a torment to my wife Sometimes he's magnificent And sometimes small and thin But he puffs up like a pigeon When you tickle him under the chin Chorus He has two enormous wattles hanging down They're the best you'll ever find Madam, you may stroke him if you like If you feel that way inclined Be careful he doesn't spit in your eye though Chorus x 2 Has anybody seen, anybody seen Anybody, anybody seen his cock <the end> |
Re: Early Morning Cock Problem... Help Needed!
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Just had to stop son reading this! :eek: Thanks for taking the time to find and post up the lyrics. Yes, full of double entendres (?sp) and very funny :thumbsup: |
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