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Just found this thread ... well, shortly after we moved here my wife was taken to one side whilst waiting outside school for my son by his 3rd grade teacher and asked if we could stop him saying "Please miss, can I borrow your rubber" !!!!
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I can't believe no one else googled this?!
How to use a bidet
short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,
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I can't believe no one else googled this?!
How to use a bidet
short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8cunTYbi9yM
"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"
So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?
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I can't believe no one else googled this?!
How to use a bidet
short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8cunTYbi9yM
I was waiting for it!! not as 'explicit' as I expected the first 'demonstration' to be, but perfectly adequate!
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still waiting for the youtube one!
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