It's a local come on line.

It would probably involve water shooting out of my nose at high velocity.

I could probably set up franchises for it out in SoCal. Call it "Atomic Colonic" and cater to the rich, famous and mentally ill.

Yeah, no doubt they'd love it here

thank God the local wildlife can't read.

I know!

Or did you mean the 4 legged animals?

both.

Just found this thread ... well, shortly after we moved here my wife was taken to one side whilst waiting outside school for my son by his 3rd grade teacher and asked if we could stop him saying "Please miss, can I borrow your rubber" !!!!

Was it because he was saying can instead of may?

I can't believe no one else googled this?!

How to use a bidet

short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,

This all seems like a gigantic PITA.


"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"

So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?

I was waiting for it!! not as 'explicit' as I expected the first 'demonstration' to be, but perfectly adequate!

still waiting for the youtube one!

I blame the french!!

Damn you! I just spit my pizza on my keyboard!

lol, there are other bidet videos but I just liked that guy! And the butt scrubbing motion he had to show the camera!