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I own a very busy cafe and often work the register taking orders etc. Nearly every customer I speak to has some comment to make about my oh so adorable accent. "Oooh are you from Australia?" to which I either reply:
"No, are you?" and then they look confused like I am the mad one.
If I am feeling particularly nasty I say "have you ever seen that film Crocodile Dundee?" to which they enthusiastically coo "oh yes I love that movie" then I butt in and say "so my beautiful cut glass accent sounds just like Mick Dundee does it?
Then when I submit and reply England or London they say "oh whereabouts?"... like it makes any ****ing difference to them. So then I say sarcastically "Why?" and then then proceed to tell me about their hairstylist's brother's cousin's next door neighbour's best friend who once knew someone who lived in ****ing Harrow and do I know them? (apologies for incorrect use of apostrophies)...
And as I work in the food industry I have to say toe-may-doh and not tomato. Some of our food items come to $5.90 as in "five 9D" but when I say five 9T I get given 19c..... Oh and I have to say ba-naaaa-na in a nasaly way and not bar-nar-nar. So these delightful customers of mine say I should keep my adorable Australian accent but how ****ing can I when no-one ****ing understands me.
Anyway vent over, going back to silly words:
Line vs Queue
Can I have a lift (ride)
Pardon my reach (WTF) and the silliest one in the restaurant business is....... BUS BOY or BUS your own table you lazy mother****er.
"No, are you?" and then they look confused like I am the mad one.
If I am feeling particularly nasty I say "have you ever seen that film Crocodile Dundee?" to which they enthusiastically coo "oh yes I love that movie" then I butt in and say "so my beautiful cut glass accent sounds just like Mick Dundee does it?
Then when I submit and reply England or London they say "oh whereabouts?"... like it makes any ****ing difference to them. So then I say sarcastically "Why?" and then then proceed to tell me about their hairstylist's brother's cousin's next door neighbour's best friend who once knew someone who lived in ****ing Harrow and do I know them? (apologies for incorrect use of apostrophies)...
And as I work in the food industry I have to say toe-may-doh and not tomato. Some of our food items come to $5.90 as in "five 9D" but when I say five 9T I get given 19c..... Oh and I have to say ba-naaaa-na in a nasaly way and not bar-nar-nar. So these delightful customers of mine say I should keep my adorable Australian accent but how ****ing can I when no-one ****ing understands me.
Anyway vent over, going back to silly words:
Line vs Queue
Can I have a lift (ride)
Pardon my reach (WTF) and the silliest one in the restaurant business is....... BUS BOY or BUS your own table you lazy mother****er.
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The first time I ever saw one was when I was in hospital after having my DD...they told me to use it to help "clean and soothe" myself..
Yep, I was the pleb that was stood there for 10 minutes just looking at it thinking wtf..![Blink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/blink.gif)
finally someone came in and told me what to do..
(and I tell you what it was a ahhhhhh moment)..
Yep, I was the pleb that was stood there for 10 minutes just looking at it thinking wtf..
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finally someone came in and told me what to do..
(and I tell you what it was a ahhhhhh moment)..
It was one of the best after birth tips I ever got.
Would you believe my bidet here even has a directional nozzle on the mixer tap? When the kids were little and used to wash their hands in it, they and the bathroom often got a soaking when the water would shoot out straight at them because the nozzle wasn't pointing directly downwards.
My bidet made a nice swimming pool for little dolls when my daughter was small.
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I own a very busy cafe and often work the register taking orders etc. Nearly every customer I speak to has some comment to make about my oh so adorable accent. "Oooh are you from Australia?" to which I either reply:
"No, are you?" and then they look confused like I am the mad one.
If I am feeling particularly nasty I say "have you ever seen that film Crocodile Dundee?" to which they enthusiastically coo "oh yes I love that movie" then I butt in and say "so my beautiful cut glass accent sounds just like Mick Dundee does it?
Then when I submit and reply England or London they say "oh whereabouts?"... like it makes any ****ing difference to them. So then I say sarcastically "Why?" and then then proceed to tell me about their hairstylist's brother's cousin's next door neighbour's best friend who once knew someone who lived in ****ing Harrow and do I know them? (apologies for incorrect use of apostrophies)...
And as I work in the food industry I have to say toe-may-doh and not tomato. Some of our food items come to $5.90 as in "five 9D" but when I say five 9T I get given 19c..... Oh and I have to say ba-naaaa-na in a nasaly way and not bar-nar-nar. So these delightful customers of mine say I should keep my adorable Australian accent but how ****ing can I when no-one ****ing understands me.
Anyway vent over, going back to silly words:
Line vs Queue
Can I have a lift (ride)
Pardon my reach (WTF) and the silliest one in the restaurant business is....... BUS BOY or BUS your own table you lazy mother****er.
"No, are you?" and then they look confused like I am the mad one.
If I am feeling particularly nasty I say "have you ever seen that film Crocodile Dundee?" to which they enthusiastically coo "oh yes I love that movie" then I butt in and say "so my beautiful cut glass accent sounds just like Mick Dundee does it?
Then when I submit and reply England or London they say "oh whereabouts?"... like it makes any ****ing difference to them. So then I say sarcastically "Why?" and then then proceed to tell me about their hairstylist's brother's cousin's next door neighbour's best friend who once knew someone who lived in ****ing Harrow and do I know them? (apologies for incorrect use of apostrophies)...
And as I work in the food industry I have to say toe-may-doh and not tomato. Some of our food items come to $5.90 as in "five 9D" but when I say five 9T I get given 19c..... Oh and I have to say ba-naaaa-na in a nasaly way and not bar-nar-nar. So these delightful customers of mine say I should keep my adorable Australian accent but how ****ing can I when no-one ****ing understands me.
Anyway vent over, going back to silly words:
Line vs Queue
Can I have a lift (ride)
Pardon my reach (WTF) and the silliest one in the restaurant business is....... BUS BOY or BUS your own table you lazy mother****er.
I know... you can't take one because (insert various excuses here).
Shut up.
Go somewhere before you hurt someone.
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I'm sceptical, at best. But I am a Missourian.
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An Italian nurse told me to pee in the bidet after giving birth with warm water running on me from the tap so that the urine wouldn't sting me... and to use a hairdryer afterwards.
It was one of the best after birth tips I ever got.
Would you believe my bidet here even has a directional nozzle on the mixer tap? When the kids were little and used to wash their hands in it, they and the bathroom often got a soaking when the water would shoot out straight at them because the nozzle wasn't pointing directly downwards.
My bidet made a nice swimming pool for little dolls when my daughter was small.
It was one of the best after birth tips I ever got.
Would you believe my bidet here even has a directional nozzle on the mixer tap? When the kids were little and used to wash their hands in it, they and the bathroom often got a soaking when the water would shoot out straight at them because the nozzle wasn't pointing directly downwards.
My bidet made a nice swimming pool for little dolls when my daughter was small.
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Me too, and I have had customers that have said odd things about my accent, but I have never had a 'meltdown' over it.
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I find it easier to just smile and nod
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