Nutek

Also Wood lice.

Nutek

They wouldn't dare.

Pulaski

Of course they wouldn't.

I've done enough to stress you already today.

Jerseygirl

I bet they try to eat our cake too.

Nutek

No one comes between me and cake. Well, except if Mrs N beats me to it.

Lion in Winter

It was inevitable...

Cardienscarf

He could eat it with jelly made with a bunny mold

Nutek

Uh huh. I'm not eating Jerseys cake.

(ew)

Nutek

That's what they look like if you pull the skin off.

GeoffM

Not big ones though.

Pulaski

Yum, .... they taste like chicken, you know.

My mother used to buy them from the butcher when I was a small child. I have suggested getting a .22 air rifle to harvest a few from the back yard, but I can't get Mrs P to buy into the plan.

Nutek

The small ones are only minions. The big one is watching you from its place of concealment.

When you look up, they drop on you.

Pulaski

Are you paranoid, or speaking from experience?

Nutek

Oh, it's a well known fact. They land on your head. That's where the "wig" part comes from. The "ear" part, well, lets not go there.

GeoffM

Ah but then you live in a dodgy part of the US All that lime disease, mozzies, etc. I did spend two long summers at camps in CT and another in PA so I know!