but I cant come clean about having received compliments on here! wouldnt fit in with my martyr image!

don't worry...you'll win this years Little Jimmy Award....

noooo...MH has actually used the occassional smiley...whereas i have never, and will never, put a pair of crocs on my feet...

MM, xx

the BE Fat Git award!

I would like to thank..........

speech speech speech

I'm man enough to take both of you...On,that is...

ahhh...but it's just the viagra...

MM, xx

I would be lying if I said I didn't need viagra for those 2...

well from what we've heard you could be presented with a parade of scantily clad swedish nymphettes with come hither looks on their faces and still need a bottle of the extra strength version of pfizer's little blue miracle workers

The person who told this to you most probably has a pathological crush on you and wants you to feel unthreatenned by my blatant sexuality...

will ask her

Well, lucky you...We have a counsellor in our ranks...