Welivehere

That would be great if you were going to watch a short film



*Coat - leaves...

Jammy_Dodgers

Dear...............................oh............. ............Dear




hang your head in shame.

(unless the film was "Get Shorty")

Welivehere

Ooofffff !!! How terribly sad, that was low. In fact I am that offended I've gone gnome from work to recover....

People in glass houses shouldn't throw dwarfs....





I mean stones...

W10

My beautiful beautiful thread...ruined

What have they done to you my precious one

*wails

Welivehere

The true concept of the thread still rings true.
And please don't get to upset or stressed it's not good for your elf....

Jammy_Dodgers

You have a very bad hobbit of posting really poor jokes...

W10

There was another thread full of shite puns

This one was for jokes about arab women, cliques and anal dwarf sex.

Singlemom

Here we go again....don't judge unless you've tried!

Jammy_Dodgers

I have!!!...............dwarf sex just didnt work for me.

the sexual partner i was with just didnt measure up to expectations.

Its ok if you just want a little lovin'



*gets coat...again

Singlemom

LOL

W10

You Ay-rabs are so sensitive aren't you.

No wonder you always start wars with each other.

Jammy_Dodgers

AAAAAAAAActually, Most conflict or incursions in the Middle East have been partially caused by the forced land division and border remarkation imposted by the british and french.

fact

W10

I know this (certainly in modern times - the Brits managed to **** the place up big style. Big props in particular to Balfour...you twat).

But for the purposes of antagonistic comedy, sweeping statements such as mine are permitted.

Jammy_Dodgers

Permission granted..........fire at will

Jammy_Dodgers

But for all you ignant folk that no nothing bout the region you live in :

The Sykes-Picot Agreement : 1916
Introduction

The Sykes Picot agreement, concluded in 1916, divided the Middle East into areas of influence for France, Great Britain and others, giving the French control over modern Syria and Lebanon. Most of Palestine was to have been under international control. Though the agreement mentions the possibility of cessions by either side to an Arab state, it in fact made it impossible for Great Britain to honor the promises made by Sir Henry McMahon to Sheriff Hussayn in 1915. The agreement excluded the districts "west of the districts of Damascus, Homs, Hama and Aleppo" as specified in the Hussayn-McMahon agreement, extending the line south so that Palestine was excluded from Arab control. However, the agreement also excluded two much larger areas that would be under direct British and French control, and split the Arab area into zones of British and French influence that would preclude full independence.


This means..basically..that if that Fag Lawerence of Arabia didnt meddle around with the local boys (filming it and sending it via bluetooth to his mates), and stayed at home cruising for ass........then most of Arabia would now be under british control and we would be one of the richest countries in the world !!!!!

FACT

I bet they would still tax our petrol mind...