But it has plenty to do with the end of summer and the on-set of cooler weather, dickhead.

Or in the corner of the balcony, as the case may be. No doubt the in-laws would be less than overjoyed with that as well.

No need for foul language dear. Run along now and do your chores.

Hehehe...a topic on flies brought out the worst in people. Nice one!

Inv.

jings, no need for that was there?

Remove the chip from your shoulder.

Did hubby not get your designer applecatchers from dragonmart last week?

should that not say Shadya

Memo to all fly-haters: Do not EVER visit Western Australia.

Coating yourself in honey (or shit, if you prefer) every day for a whole year in Dubai is preferrable to spending one week in WA.

I'm originally a sandgroper and am proud to have eaten my weight in flies over the years. Nothing better than having a chat and all of a sudden that dry choking feeling of a fly buzzing around in your oesophagus.

I have flysquatters (plastic) hanging around at home and in my office. In fact, we regularly hold fly-squatting competions with my subordinates to kill time when we are not so busy.

Personally i enjoy injuring the fly in mid-air, but not killing it-because I derive enjoyment from its suffering.

Is fly-squatting when you suddenly make a sitting motion by bending your knees hoping to catch a fly between your bum cheeks as you stand up again.

I've always found a fly swatter to be much more effective.

Aye thats the one.

Can you get that fly tape? Or where can i get one of those electric things that chippies have?

You are better off going down Dubai Garden Centre and buying a few Nepenthes, should clear the house of flies in no time.

Sorry - fly-swatter not squater!! typing error...

Shadya mouth you!