Ah, but if you keep changing the permutation of "you was", "in my shoes", "what" and "can do" then it might... if you hit the magic combination.

LOL! Ok look I want to stay here so much so this now puts me to plan Z you ready to hear it?
Marridge with a girl a I know just to get the citezenship...
Can I get married here on my poxy shitty waiver programme?

That would be illegal.

Bashy,

Is there a paper trail of you working? Were you paid cash in hand?
Or did you get a cheque? Are you on your employers books in any way?

It's marriage, not marridge.

CIR = comprehensive immigration reform.

The reform may or may not contain some mechanism by which those who are here in anything other than a kosher immigration status can regularize that position. You may or may not qualify for that possible mechanism should you be present at that time, providing you have not already been deported or left of your own volition.

I don't think there's anybody who posts regularly on the forum who has been in your shoes.

If I were you I'd be hoping the US Immigration aren't monitoring this forum.

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Originally Posted by bashy

So what can I do? Nothing?

There most definitely IS something you can do. You can leave the US before you get yourself into a worse situation than you are already in. This isn't something you really need to think about... just do it.

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Surely I could go back home for two weeks and apply for a holiday visa or a work visa?

You say "surely" as though this is something that's possible for you. From what you've told us, you don't qualify for an employment-based visa. As for a "holiday visa"... that would be a B-2 visitor visa and you will most likely be denied a B-2 visa because of your age and your inability to demonstrate strong ties to the UK.

Sad to say, you screwed yourself when you broke the terms of the Visa Waiver Program. When you applied for ESTA and/or signed the green I-94W form, you signed a binding contract with the US government... and you broke the terms of that contract.


Go home. Yes... it's that simple.

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I dont want to leave or dont want to be unable to never come here again.

I told you about 30 posts ago... what you want doesn't really matter. You can ONLY do what is legal and available to you. Right now... today... you don't have anything available to you. The only option you have right now... is to go home before you make things worse.

Ian

You certainly can get married on a VWP. However, your intended actions appear fraudulent.

It is illegal to marry for the purpose of obtaining an immigration benefit.

Just go home and let the relationship develop. Why are you SOOOOO against going back home?? You only intended to stay for a visit here anyway.

Rene

I havnt been paid at all. In hairdressing its all about 50% commision you do a client you get paid half that cash in hand and most hairdressers are self employed. I have not signed stating I work there, I have not been paid a penny (cent) I have watched and Observed the boss and been under hes wing he did say he would pay me under the table but thats not going to happen as I dont work there now as of what everyone said him being a moron and so on. Now Im thinking of doing the wierdest thing of my life and get married. lol What do you guys think

Then why did you say you're working there?

I think you need a more mature plan.

Rene

You have already been told what we think. You should go home and obtain the proper visa needed for you to live in the US. If you were to marry just to stay in the US then that would be illegal. You have been told that several times. What don't you understand?

It'll all end in tears.

But you'll have a great tale to tell at The Jockey in the Chatsworth Estate.......even though you won't be making the annual Brit pilgrimage to Orlando ever again.

'my boss cant give me a work visa because hes hired me to work for him which is dodgy enough as it is'

Taken from your first post.

If you genuinely didn't work, and there's no paper trail to the contrary, I'd say you've learned a cheap lesson.

My old UK company had people "observing" on the VWP in Florida for a couple of months.