Fiancee's Mother
Mar 29th 2004, 3:44 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Leslie66
As soon as she gets her whole family here, she'll stop dieting and her ass will be as wide as a bridge. lmao.
As soon as she gets her whole family here, she'll stop dieting and her ass will be as wide as a bridge. lmao.
So eat your heart out, Leslie.
Mar 29th 2004, 3:47 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Boiler
I had heard that it had turned into a success, but it is not the one of of children's nursery rhymes.
That was much older.
I had heard that it had turned into a success, but it is not the one of of children's nursery rhymes.
That was much older.
London Bridge itself was built by our good friends the Romans back in 43AD. Built of wood, the construction was somewhat fragile and the constant programme of rebuilding was almost certainly the inspiration behind the well known nursery line about it "falling down". The construction of the first bridge commenced in 1176, and the design included houses and shops along the length of the bridge.
Mar 29th 2004, 3:53 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
My wife weight 100 pounds.
My wife weight 100 pounds.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:00 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
My wife weight 100 pounds. Eats everything she desires, never was on a diet. For 2 years in US, she didn't gain any weight. She is Not an unerexic, never throws up after eating. She is very healphy and beautiful.
So eat your heart out, Leslie.
My wife weight 100 pounds. Eats everything she desires, never was on a diet. For 2 years in US, she didn't gain any weight. She is Not an unerexic, never throws up after eating. She is very healphy and beautiful.
So eat your heart out, Leslie.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:03 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
She is 5' 3". I like skinny girls. More of a Model type than a Playboy type.
Originally posted by ray6
WoW!!! I hope she is not over 4ft 10in with a very small frame ..that is a very low weight
WoW!!! I hope she is not over 4ft 10in with a very small frame ..that is a very low weight
Mar 29th 2004, 4:09 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
She is 5' 3". I like skinny girls. More of a Model type than a Playboy type.
She is 5' 3". I like skinny girls. More of a Model type than a Playboy type.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:10 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
No, None of that. But she has a great sense of humor, and really fun to be around with.
She doesn't scare anybody off with that haircut that you have that's for sure.
Her English is improving much faster than mine did, when I came her.
She doesn't scare anybody off with that haircut that you have that's for sure.
Her English is improving much faster than mine did, when I came her.
Originally posted by Leslie66
Yes, I'm sure she is a genius as well. Probably a nuclear physicist and rocket scientist who donates all of her spare time to charity. Perhaps, when she's not busy rescuing baby seals and feeding starving children with her wonderful cooking, she could tutor you in the English language, as it appears you have not quite mastered it yet.
Yes, I'm sure she is a genius as well. Probably a nuclear physicist and rocket scientist who donates all of her spare time to charity. Perhaps, when she's not busy rescuing baby seals and feeding starving children with her wonderful cooking, she could tutor you in the English language, as it appears you have not quite mastered it yet.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:12 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
You don't need boots, You got your haircut.
Originally posted by Leslie66
Someone get me some boots. The shit is getting deep in here......
Someone get me some boots. The shit is getting deep in here......
Mar 29th 2004, 4:13 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
No, None of that. But she has a great sense of humor, and really fun to be around with.
She doesn't scare anybody off with that haircut that you have that's for sure.
Her English is improving much faster than mine did, when I came her.
No, None of that. But she has a great sense of humor, and really fun to be around with.
She doesn't scare anybody off with that haircut that you have that's for sure.
Her English is improving much faster than mine did, when I came her.
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Mar 29th 2004, 4:14 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
No, None of that. But she has a great sense of humor, and really fun to be around with.
She doesn't scare anybody off with that haircut that you have that's for sure.
Her English is improving much faster than mine did, when I came her.
No, None of that. But she has a great sense of humor, and really fun to be around with.
She doesn't scare anybody off with that haircut that you have that's for sure.
Her English is improving much faster than mine did, when I came her.
Good luck on your Google search.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:16 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Maybe I am not that inventive in insults because I am a better person than you are.
By the way a joke about my English is also no that inventive, English is my third languange.
By the way a joke about my English is also no that inventive, English is my third languange.
Originally posted by Leslie66
For someone that's new to the forum, you sure are familiar with all of the same old tired insults...........
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For someone that's new to the forum, you sure are familiar with all of the same old tired insults...........
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Mar 29th 2004, 4:20 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
naked 
That's right, it is a dream for most man.
That's right, it is a dream for most man.
Originally posted by Leslie66
Something tells me we are about to be blessed with a photo of some skinny girl cooking Russian food.......
Good luck on your Google search.
Something tells me we are about to be blessed with a photo of some skinny girl cooking Russian food.......
Good luck on your Google search.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:21 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
She is 5' 3". I like skinny girls. More of a Model type than a Playboy type.
She is 5' 3". I like skinny girls. More of a Model type than a Playboy type.
Mar 29th 2004, 4:23 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Most of Americans are overweight.
That makes her normal.
She eats everything and still keeps her figure.
That makes her normal.
She eats everything and still keeps her figure.
Originally posted by ray6
That is definately underweight by about 10-20lbs..can I suggest a Krispy Kreme Donut regime...
That is definately underweight by about 10-20lbs..can I suggest a Krispy Kreme Donut regime...
Mar 29th 2004, 4:24 pm
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Re: Fiancee's Mother
Originally posted by Yuriy
naked
That's right, it is a dream for most man.
naked
That's right, it is a dream for most man.