Women are evil?
Oct 3rd 2008 | 4:27 am
#16
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Re: Women are evil?
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
<did you work that out yourself Iain??>
Oct 3rd 2008 | 4:37 am
#17
Joined: Dec 1969
Posts: 2,484
Re: Women are evil?
Logic now comes into play
I agree with MMC...should do a poll
Butch - Back to your basement
I agree with MMC...should do a poll
Butch - Back to your basement
Oct 3rd 2008 | 4:54 am
#18
Forum Regular
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 65
From: Daventry Midlands UK
Re: Women are evil?
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) M
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) M
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Oct 3rd 2008 | 5:33 am
#19
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Posts: 7,284
Re: Women are evil?
I have a theory that men are perfect..................
perfect entropy = chaos
as entropy increases so does chaos
or something like that.
perfect entropy = chaos
as entropy increases so does chaos
or something like that.
Oct 3rd 2008 | 6:08 am
#20
Sawdust making harpy
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 11,291
From: Alberta
Re: Women are evil?
lim e^n * n!
n->inf. ------------- = sqrt(2 * pi)
n^n * sqrt(n)
Where the big stuff at the front means "men"
and the bit after the equals sign means "retarded"
Is that good enough
edited to add it cut and pasted wrong from a difficult mathemaitcal equation site on google
n->inf. ------------- = sqrt(2 * pi)
n^n * sqrt(n)
Where the big stuff at the front means "men"
and the bit after the equals sign means "retarded"
Is that good enough
edited to add it cut and pasted wrong from a difficult mathemaitcal equation site on google
Oct 3rd 2008 | 6:48 am
#21
Cynically amused.
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,648
From: BC
Re: Women are evil?
Irrefutable proof (well, from the internet anyway) that most men do not have the intelligence to be as evil (read cunning) as us females:
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ru...tosterone.html
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ru...tosterone.html
Oct 3rd 2008 | 7:15 pm
#22
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Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 146
From: coquitlam B.C.
Re: Women are evil?
Irrefutable proof (well, from the internet anyway) that most men do not have the intelligence to be as evil (read cunning) as us females:
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ru...tosterone.html
http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ru...tosterone.html
