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iaink Oct 3rd 2008 2:00 am
Women are evil?
 
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 2:59 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Thank you IainK. That will come in very useful I'm sure :thumbsup::thumbsup:

mandymoochops Oct 3rd 2008 3:16 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6841783)
Thank you IainK. That will come in very useful I'm sure :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Men are retarded

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 3:21 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
Lets see the Mathematical proof

purple80 Oct 3rd 2008 3:22 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
As I cannot think of a better retort ^^^^^ I agree MMC!

mclauchlan35 Oct 3rd 2008 3:22 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
Come on now Mandymoo, Iain showed his research where's yours?.:D

MikeUK Oct 3rd 2008 3:23 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
would it be fair to say men tend to outperform women at math :D

Katie76 Oct 3rd 2008 3:41 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

iaink Oct 3rd 2008 3:45 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
I'm told that there is a difference between mathematical proof and clinical evidence ;)

Kate2112 Oct 3rd 2008 3:46 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Oink Oink

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 3:48 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Kate2112 (Post 6841865)
Oink Oink
Meow

iaink Oct 3rd 2008 3:50 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Kate2112 (Post 6841865)
Oink Oink
Sense of humour failure, or just didnt understand it?


Wrong time of the month perhaps<ducks>

Kate2112 Oct 3rd 2008 4:22 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841876)
Sense of humour failure, or just didnt understand it?


Wrong time of the month perhaps<ducks>


Patronising, sexist , unfunny it just keeps on rolling.

Have a good day "love"

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 4:24 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Kate2112 (Post 6841961)
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Patronising, sexist , unfunny it just keeps on rolling.

Have a good day "love"
Kate, step away from the knife drawer nice and slowly

HighSpeedGrandma Oct 3rd 2008 4:26 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
I could've told you that without all the mathematical crap. ;)


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