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iaink Oct 3rd 2008 2:00 am
Women are evil?
 
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 2:59 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Thank you IainK. That will come in very useful I'm sure :thumbsup::thumbsup:

mandymoochops Oct 3rd 2008 3:16 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6841783)
Thank you IainK. That will come in very useful I'm sure :thumbsup::thumbsup:
Men are retarded

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 3:21 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
Lets see the Mathematical proof

purple80 Oct 3rd 2008 3:22 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
As I cannot think of a better retort ^^^^^ I agree MMC!

mclauchlan35 Oct 3rd 2008 3:22 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
Come on now Mandymoo, Iain showed his research where's yours?.:D

MikeUK Oct 3rd 2008 3:23 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6841805)
Men are retarded
would it be fair to say men tend to outperform women at math :D

Katie76 Oct 3rd 2008 3:41 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Why did God create man before woman?

Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.

iaink Oct 3rd 2008 3:45 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
I'm told that there is a difference between mathematical proof and clinical evidence ;)

Kate2112 Oct 3rd 2008 3:46 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Oink Oink

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 3:48 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Kate2112 (Post 6841865)
Oink Oink
Meow

iaink Oct 3rd 2008 3:50 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Kate2112 (Post 6841865)
Oink Oink
Sense of humour failure, or just didnt understand it?


Wrong time of the month perhaps<ducks>

Kate2112 Oct 3rd 2008 4:22 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841876)
Sense of humour failure, or just didnt understand it?


Wrong time of the month perhaps<ducks>


Patronising, sexist , unfunny it just keeps on rolling.

Have a good day "love"

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 4:24 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Kate2112 (Post 6841961)
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Patronising, sexist , unfunny it just keeps on rolling.

Have a good day "love"
Kate, step away from the knife drawer nice and slowly

HighSpeedGrandma Oct 3rd 2008 4:26 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
I could've told you that without all the mathematical crap. ;)

fledermaus Oct 3rd 2008 4:27 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) Money=sqrt(Evil)

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Makes you proud to be a woman :rofl:

<did you work that out yourself Iain??>

moondevil Oct 3rd 2008 4:37 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Logic now comes into play

I agree with MMC...should do a poll :thumbsup:

Butch - Back to your basement :frown:

nikkiandlee Oct 3rd 2008 4:54 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by iaink (Post 6841665)
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?

We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:

A) Time=Money

Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:

B) Women=Time*Money

Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:

C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)

Dividing both sides by Time gives us:

D) Women=Money^2

And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:

E) M

And squaring equation E gives us

F) Money^2=Evil

Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:

G) Women=Evil

Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
If you say so!!!! But I really do not have a mathematical mind so I cannot possibly put an argument back to defend us women. But maybe you should now tread with caution - ha ha ha ha :p

fledermaus Oct 3rd 2008 5:33 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
I have a theory that men are perfect..................



perfect entropy = chaos


as entropy increases so does chaos


or something like that.

mandymoochops Oct 3rd 2008 6:08 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
lim e^n * n!
n->inf. ------------- = sqrt(2 * pi)
n^n * sqrt(n)

Where the big stuff at the front means "men"

and the bit after the equals sign means "retarded"

Is that good enough :confused:

edited to add it cut and pasted wrong from a difficult mathemaitcal equation site on google

dingbat Oct 3rd 2008 6:48 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Irrefutable proof (well, from the internet anyway) that most men do not have the intelligence to be as evil (read cunning) as us females:

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ru...tosterone.html

simeongb Oct 3rd 2008 7:15 pm
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by dingbat (Post 6842334)
Irrefutable proof (well, from the internet anyway) that most men do not have the intelligence to be as evil (read cunning) as us females:

http://www.darwinawards.com/rules/ru...tosterone.html
r u surprised that some men trying to be butch r so girly

mandymoochops Oct 3rd 2008 8:18 pm
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by simeongb (Post 6843350)
r u surprised that some men trying to be butch r so girly

:rofl::rofl::rofl: oh simple, if only you had an idea what you were talking about ;)

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 8:23 pm
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by simeongb (Post 6843350)
r u surprised that some men trying to be butch r so girly
So SimpleGob you admit you like to take it and give it up the *** then

Butch Cassidy Oct 3rd 2008 8:31 pm
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 6843451)
:rofl::rofl::rofl: oh simple, if only you had an idea what you were talking about ;)
Ideas require brain cells though Mand

simeongb Oct 4th 2008 7:10 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6843460)
So SimpleGob you admit you like to take it and give it up the *** then
wow, what a butch bitch

ray1968 Oct 4th 2008 8:15 am
Re: Women are evil?
 
Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy (Post 6843460)
So SimpleGob you admit you like to take it and give it up the *** then
That comment crosses the line between banter and abuse - thread locked


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