Women are evil?
Oct 3rd 2008, 2:00 pm
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Women are evil?
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Oct 3rd 2008, 2:59 pm
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Re: Women are evil?
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Oct 3rd 2008, 3:22 pm
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Oct 3rd 2008, 3:41 pm
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Re: Women are evil?
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Oct 3rd 2008, 3:45 pm
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Re: Women are evil?
I'm told that there is a difference between mathematical proof and clinical evidence 
Oct 3rd 2008, 3:46 pm
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Re: Women are evil?
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
Oct 3rd 2008, 3:50 pm
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Oct 3rd 2008, 4:26 pm
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Re: Women are evil?
Seems there is proof of what many have suspected for years?
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!
We all know that time is money. So in mathematical terms, we have equation A:
A) Time=Money
Guys are well familliar that women require our time and money, or:
B) Women=Time*Money
Multiplying equations A and B gets us C:
C) Time*Women=Time*Money^2 (or Money squared)
Dividing both sides by Time gives us:
D) Women=Money^2
And we also know that money is the root of all evil, or:
E) Money=sqrt(Evil)
And squaring equation E gives us
F) Money^2=Evil
Finally, we combine equations D and F to get:
G) Women=Evil
Which gives us a mathematical proof that women are evil!