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kleinluka

I'm only 23 but losing hair makes me feel old

mandymoochops

Todays I feel old installment

conversation of 30 seconds ago

Tech in workshop "Watched that Biggy Small dvd last night"

Me "what the hell sortta name is Biggy Small"

Tech <blank look>

Me <resigned sigh>

Jingsamichty

Doing a routine update of my CV recently, and found myself writing the words "... 20 years experience....". Made me feel quite worn out.

I can remember starting my first job, and one of my pals asked me if there were any other young people at my work.

"Nah," I replied with all the naivety of youth. "There is one guy, but he's 26."

kate white

god help me now I know I am getting old MANTRACKER is looking a handsome bugger to me, TV is so bad I watch that each night and now I feel like my old granny watching the same thing every night

mandymoochops

<I think hes quite nice too >

Piff Poff

One of my colleages - when discussing 'heels' said, no I really can't imagine you wearing heels.'

I don't wanna be old

When shopping with DD for her 1st pair of heels to go with her 1st dress in 7 years, so she could look nice for her 1st date to the school dance, I pointed out a pair of shoes with kitten heels and pointy fronts, looked nice they did. No Mum - they are old lady shoes. boohoo, I'm gonna hang meself now.

mandymoochops

I look forward to a nap after Sunday dinner, wear a cardigan and can't wait to go to bed at night too

Piff Poff

Once upon a time looking forward to going to bed at night was so the fun could start, now it's because sleep is needed. WTF happened

There is nothing wrong with afternoon power naps! Cardigans are a bit scary though.

Steve_P

I fall asleep in my Lazy Boy recliner every night 15 minutes into the six o'clock news.

mandymoochops

Here's a really embarrassing one then - remember the old ladies that you see with the big curly hairs sticking out of their chin????? I had one of those (not big and curly but can feel it growing)

I now spend hours in the mirror in the morning making sure i'm not sprouting a beard.

I don't smell of wee yet - which is good

Piff Poff

It's not the wee you need to worry about, it's the smelling of parma violets!!!

Dave+Jules

phew I'm glad I'm a man and only drop food onto my middle age spread. Julie threatens to buy me one of those plastic bib thingies with a catcher in it.

Until I mentioned all the bloody tena products aimed at leaky women.... then on the TV comes a Tena ad for leaky men OMG Noooooooooooooooo

mandymoochops

I like being the age I am at the mo - and I think I won't mind getting older too.

However

If I were ever diagnosed with old timers disease then I'd have a blast for a month and then go and do myself in somewhere. No way on this planet would I want to be a burden on someone.

FlirtyKnickers

Jesus Wept, i'm moaning because i bought a super duper concealer today....OH said, thats a waste of money, you should have bought polyfilla instead

And you on about Old Timers Disease....stop it Mandy, Right Now!!