tourettes outburst.....may contain adult content
Aug 2nd 2008, 6:57 pm
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Re: tourettes outburst.....may contain adult content
s<>t bu>><" **** ****
Wish I'd never started this bloody decorating!!!!!!
Currently covered in paint, house, floor, chihuahua, each child, but still have loads left to do.............Went for a pee earlier and realised I'd even got some paint on my ummm, well you know - think that was from an earlier pee and a stray globule. I hope anyway. My eyelashes are stuck together and the kids put themselves to bed in disgust, the dog is sitting there whimpering at me in panic..........I can only whimper back at this point.
Anyone got any decorating tips on how to get it done quicker? Or Better? Or cleaner?
Or maybe just a rude joke/ totally not PC joke or the like to keep me going? Anything!
I need help........................motivationally that is - mind you come to think about it.
In sheer desperation,
Mrs M x
Wish I'd never started this bloody decorating!!!!!!
Currently covered in paint, house, floor, chihuahua, each child, but still have loads left to do.............Went for a pee earlier and realised I'd even got some paint on my ummm, well you know - think that was from an earlier pee and a stray globule. I hope anyway. My eyelashes are stuck together and the kids put themselves to bed in disgust, the dog is sitting there whimpering at me in panic..........I can only whimper back at this point.
Anyone got any decorating tips on how to get it done quicker? Or Better? Or cleaner?
Or maybe just a rude joke/ totally not PC joke or the like to keep me going? Anything!
I need help........................motivationally that is - mind you come to think about it.
In sheer desperation,
Mrs M x
What you doing painting??
I heard stripping was more your forte
Gald to hear you managed to find some Laura Ashley paint
Luv you x mrs minihaha
Aug 2nd 2008, 7:39 pm
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Re: tourettes outburst.....may contain adult content
Obviously you are feeling better since your visit to the dentist Mrs haha.... did you finally let Mr Haha give you his special mouth cream?
Something has put a spring in your step But good to see you are back on form, mind you I don't fancy your chances of covering your delightful orange all joking aside, as I have had to do 3 coats on mine!
Laura rocks - leave her be
Mrs Miggins xx
Something has put a spring in your step But good to see you are back on form, mind you I don't fancy your chances of covering your delightful orange all joking aside, as I have had to do 3 coats on mine!Laura rocks - leave her be
Mrs Miggins xx
Aug 3rd 2008, 2:24 am
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Re: tourettes outburst.....may contain adult content
I nearly had a friggin heart attack a minute ago, I was on the phone to Mr Miggins and telling him about the tree frog "Kermit" that you kindly brought us today, and low and behold he'd done one.......................I finally found him squished at the back of the filter.....
Anyways, it was lovely see you and haha, and yes Im dead chuffed with the Lemon, although I won't be doing any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Miggs x
Anyways, it was lovely see you and haha, and yes Im dead chuffed with the Lemon, although I won't be doing any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Miggs x
Aug 3rd 2008, 3:18 am
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Bu#@er poor squished Kermey........Miss Piggy will be hearing about this.............HI YA!!!!!!!
Aug 3rd 2008, 3:49 am
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Aug 3rd 2008, 7:06 am
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I'm off to repair my lovely staircase, kids have ripped the wallpaper, not what i need at this moment
Poor frog
Aug 4th 2008, 3:08 am
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Nah girls, you got me wrong! The frog was alive and well just squished behind the filter. In fact he was alive and well up until a couple of hours ago, it was then 
that he went belly up - literally.
So he's gone to the great gold fish bowl in the sky - better known as the loo.
Jees, my kids are going to need counselling for the animal fatalities alone, not to even mention the mad house they are brought up in!
Now off to prepare the speech for the kids in the morning, I don't think they will keep buying that their animals run away to play with their friends...............................****.
Mrs M x
that he went belly up - literally.So he's gone to the great gold fish bowl in the sky - better known as the loo.
Jees, my kids are going to need counselling for the animal fatalities alone, not to even mention the mad house they are brought up in!
Now off to prepare the speech for the kids in the morning, I don't think they will keep buying that their animals run away to play with their friends...............................****.
Mrs M x
Aug 4th 2008, 5:47 am
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We used to keep bunny rabbits 
when they died we always said to my eldest that they went to there friends in the fields
worked so far, but shhhhhhhh dont tell my eldest
when they died we always said to my eldest that they went to there friends in the fields
worked so far, but shhhhhhhh dont tell my eldest
