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Wish I'd never started this bloody decorating!!!!!!

Currently covered in paint, house, floor, chihuahua, each child, but still have loads left to do.............Went for a pee earlier and realised I'd even got some paint on my ummm, well you know - think that was from an earlier pee and a stray globule. I hope anyway. My eyelashes are stuck together and the kids put themselves to bed in disgust, the dog is sitting there whimpering at me in panic..........I can only whimper back at this point.

Anyone got any decorating tips on how to get it done quicker? Or Better? Or cleaner?

Or maybe just a rude joke/ totally not PC joke or the like to keep me going? Anything!

I need help........................motivationally that is - mind you come to think about it.:confused:

In sheer desperation,

Mrs M x

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Old towels to cover the floor, all the furniture out the way, get a new roller on a 4ft pole and off you go.

The time consuming bit is around the ceiling and the skirting boards :thumbdown:

I hate painting.

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This isn't really well thought out, is it?

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for the love of Jesus,,,,,,,,,,,, is that the best you can do lads?
:(

Mrs M x

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Awwww, not even a new paintbrush? well fe ck him.
:rofl:
Mrs M x

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Get Loz around, i hear she is good with a hammer ;)

Job done :thumbsup:

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Just for you Mrs M :D


Mrs M, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handywoman-type and started canvassing the Lethbridge neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Mrs M said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, Mrs M came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," she answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," Mrs M added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Nice one Nana, I just laughed for the first time all evening!

I know it's going to look a bastard in the morning and need at least two more coats, but I'll do it, anything to get rid of that crazy "mushrom" color that actually looks like the chihuahua liked her bum and then the living room walls.

Anyway, I give in. I am off to sleeps, I am totally minging, and am eyeing up me lady garden with fear, I have no idea how the hell to get that out of it, I just hope some herbal essence and a loofah does the job!

Night all!

A friggin shattered.
Mrs Miggins

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Ouch!! ...... That's gonna smart!! http://bestsmileys.com/toliot/1.gif

Night night, try not to pick ........ you'll go bald!!

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Marry a decorator !!!!!!! lol thats what I did works a treat and if not he is always good for a rude joke or two :lol:

Four kinds of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex - This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, anyplace, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom. The fourth kind is

Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, ‘F@CK YOU!’

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:rofl:

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Well it doesn't look a bastard as I predicted, so waking up to continue my self imposed flagilation wasn't as bad as I anticipated, I even got the paint out of me bits, bugger knows how I managed that..........

Loving the hallway sex!

Mrs M x

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I pay for fit young students to do mine - http://www.collegepro.com/

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Us to.

Got a smokin' good deal last summer to paint the outside of our house. :thumbsup:

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Have a painting party...

Invite all the Lethbridge Expat ladies over, give them each a paintbrush and glass of wine and...hey presto...probably won't finish the painting but you'll get drunk and have a laugh doing it!

Good luck!