Get it changed....she needs a good meal....... you need a beach ball with fingers instead !!!

Is this your work one?

i have trouble making one stick at work with the restrictions, so just end up with a work motto/crest, wonderful. so its just on the PC at home, to remind the missus what i expect her to aspire to.

My suggestion is get a lot of them printed and place all round the house in strategic places. As you don't want to be lonely put a few extra in the garage as you may be spending a few nights in there.

quite, or just this playing constantly in the background, i understand it will be sang on sunday with amended lyrics, waiting for them to be posted on fanzine.

i've already put one in the fridge to keep her away from my beer.

Liverpool 1 Lyon 2

after the balloon....the clowns and juggler arrived a few days later.........kids are loving it

They're sh*t and they know they are.

Carragher was never good but now he looks like his legs are completely shot.

ho ho ho, how they are missing alonso

In the second half Lyon went for the juggler.

That because the clowns were already on the pitch.

CSKA Moscow 0-1 Man Utd R
(HT 0-0)

Very efficient considering lots of players not travelling......being saved for Sunday

MEN today, bloody spoilsports, and Rooney is doubtful.


United's inflatables hopes beached
Pete Bainbridge

October 23, 2009

POLICE have deflated United fans' hopes of having a ball at Anfield on Sunday.

The table-topping Reds go into the clash with confidence high, while Liverpool are in crisis after four defeats on the bounce.

But the city famous for producing Jimmy Tarbuck and Ken Dodd won't be allowing any humour at their expense after banning beach balls from the ground.

Good luck.

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