Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114689)

For her or for you? Try and resist! Think of your figure? ;)

Y

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114701)

Maybe you guys should all chip in and buy a Timmies franchise? Mind you, you'd go bump in a month as you'd be drinking the profits away ;)

Y

Originally Posted by z030209 (Post 7114695)

...... That's the other thing, why can't we have any decent drive-thru's where we don't have muppets standing around with guns, drugs or knives!??? Arghhh!

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7114709)

True...but at least we'd be happy:rofl:

Originally Posted by moondevil (Post 7114718)

We would be the only timmies with no hot chocolate - i have drunk it all :rofl::rofl:
Plus if i owned my own then i'd have to have the hot beef sandwich back....wow i loved that
Although the chilli is real good, with garlic bread:sneaky:

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114523)

I don't think that's the case but a lot would depend on location and lifestyle. My mother, for example, is nonplussed by all this yobbishness in the Mail as she doesn't see any. She doesn't see any because:

- she lives in a dull affluent town on the Costa Geriatrica

- she doesn't go to the middle of town late on a Friday or Saturday night

- she grew up poor in the east end and then had three boys so she has a high threshold of yob detection. She wouldn't, for example, consider two drunk teenagers fighting with fists to be disorderly conduct as she's always been exposed to that.

tinytears apparently represents something of the other extreme. She attacked the neighbour's dog apparently because the neighbour was walking it in a hooded sweatshirt. She wants to be careful in Canada, there's a lot of dog walking and hood wearing here.

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114725)

[COLOR="Black"]Ah! When you said she "ATTACKED" the neighbour's dog, I thought you mean't literally! You mean with an high pitched noise from an Ipod.. I also read on that thread that the local thugs are taking the supermarkets to court because they used the same tactic, and their "Human Rights" have been infringed!

It really is laughable, I mean [B]"You couldn't make it up if you tried"[/

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7114709)

True...but at least we'd be happy:rofl:

Originally Posted by moondevil (Post 7114718)

We would be the only timmies with no hot chocolate - i have drunk it all :rofl::rofl:
Plus if i owned my own then i'd have to have the hot beef sandwich back....wow i loved that
Although the chilli is real good, with garlic bread:sneaky:

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114728)

Use of an electronic weapon would count as an assault here too.

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114725)

[COLOR="Black"]Ah! When you said she "ATTACKED" the neighbour's dog, I thought you mean't literally! You mean with an high pitched noise from an Ipod.. I also read on that thread that the local thugs are taking the supermarkets to court because they used the same tactic, and their "Human Rights" have been infringed!

It really is laughable, I mean [B]"You couldn't make it up if you tried"[/

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114728)

Use of an electronic weapon would count as an assault here too.

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 7109491)

I am surprised at your commentary.

Agreed, home invasions are indeed terrifying and the trend is troubling; five years ago I had never heard of them in Montreal and environs and, based on what just happened 2 days ago, they do not necessarily take place in the more affluent neighbourhoods.

Perhaps it is wise not to open your front door to just anybody. If our door bell rings, unless we are expecting visitors, we simply do not respond. That means we do not also have to worry about religious cults seeking converts, those looking for handouts, traveling salespeople, those who want to do the snow removal, fix the roof, etc, etc.

As to murders there has only been one in my neck of the woods, at least that I know of, in the last 35 years. It was a ordinary housewife who, it is thought, came home, surprised a burglar and it turned ugly. Her children got back after school, the door was unlocked, and they found their mum dead.

As to the riots, I think you refer to those that resulted when that poor kid got shot by a cop in a north end park. At least not something that happens often.

I figure you must live in nuns' island or perhaps the old expo 67 site. Both have a good reputation. I visited them and was quite impressed, plus the proximity to downtown. So I must admit I am surprised to read of what you wrote.

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114745)

Wow! Do they have silly "Human Rights" regulations like here? I mean I'm all for saftey etc.. but surely common sense prevails?

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7114770)

Surly a bit of noise in better than a swift kick...IMP anyway:rofl:


Maybe she should go the whole hog and taser the bastards:D

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114801)

. "Lap dancing" was outlawed, leading to a rash of adverts for "couch dancing" which, I suppose, differs by the degree of inclination - I expect there are inspectors of that.

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114803)

Well Flirty, this was my suggestion at the same thread post #4 this is it, much more humane ;)

Well Tiny, I once had a neighbour's dog messing on my lawn. Despite me telling him several times not let his dog do it, and if he did it again I would scoop it up, knock his door, when he opened it, I'd wipe it in his face!

This stopped him for a while, but then he'd walk him late at night so I couldn't see and sure enough in the morning it was there - discusting!

A mate of mine came up with this idea, and it worked! Here's what you do.

Go to a cash and carry, buy the biggest box of "Vindaloo" curry powder you can buy and spread it on you garden when the dog marks his/her patch!

When I did this I heard this almight "Yelp" at 1:00am sure enough, there was the dog running around in circles, sniffing, and scratching his nose bits.

Never shit there again ;)

Yogi

Originally Posted by G77 (Post 7114809)

Seems to be referred to here as a "VIP Room" - I feel an inspection necessary :sneaky:

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114816)

Are there any vacancies for trainee Inspectors ;)

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114803)

Well Tiny, I once had a neighbour's dog messing on my lawn. Despite me telling him several times not let his dog do it, and if he did it again I would scoop it up, knock his door, when he opened it, I'd wipe it in his face!

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114821)

In a similar circumstance I picked up a particularly runny dog discharge from my lawn on a spade, walked over to the house where the nearby incontinent dog lived and swung the shovel so as to send the turd in a disintegrating splatter up the front of the house. I subsequently discovered that the reason for the dog's deposit having a different firmness coefficient from usual was that it didn't come from that house's dog at all. That was terribly unfortunate.

Originally Posted by G77 (Post 7114809)

Seems to be referred to here as a "VIP Room" - I feel an inspection necessary :sneaky:

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7114814)

PMSL....poor pooch:rofl:

Glad it worked tho'...i've a neighbour who lets his dog do the same...pity i can't vindaloo him;)

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114830)

so what goes on in the VIP room, I shouldn't care to speculate.

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114832)

Well here in the Uk, you can be reported in you walk a dog, and it "does one" and you don't have a "Pooper Scooper" or clear it up.

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114821)

In a similar circumstance I picked up a particularly runny dog discharge from my lawn on a spade, walked over to the house where the nearby incontinent dog lived and swung the shovel so as to send the turd in a disintegrating splatter up the front of the house. I subsequently discovered that the reason for the dog's deposit having a different firmness coefficient from usual was that it didn't come from that house's dog at all. That was terribly unfortunate.

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114832)

Well here in the Uk, you can be reported in you walk a dog, and it "does one" and you don't have a "Pooper Scooper" or clear it up.

There are actual inspectors in local parks by us, who watch out for this.

Good thing really, as nothing used to wind me up more on a sunny Sunday afternoon, when the kids were little, than to get in the car after a walk and they were covered in dog muc because of irresponsible dog owners.

It's a good thing. If they have them, they should look after them - regardless of habit!

Y

Originally Posted by G77 (Post 7114839)

Probably get more than you bargained for, including crabs...

There's an establishment on the main road to the Ambassador Bridge here that proclaims to be "Windsor's best VIP room"... one can only imagine what goes on in there.... There's helpfully a walk in clinic just across the road...

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7114856)

Same thing at home....kids walking to the shop and coming back covered in crap. We have poop bins everywhere too but no one to check if they scoop or :mad:....My neighbour has cats and they crap everywhere but his own garden, then he goes and gets a dog..lab mix, big f**ker too....and lets it out in the morning to do it's business anywhere it pleases. I have a dog myself and i clean up after her...it all part of having a pet or so i thought:sneaky:

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114857)

You can always tell if they've been there and caught crabs anyway, as they tend to walk sideways ;)

Y

Originally Posted by G77 (Post 7114839)

Probably get more than you bargained for, including crabs...

There's an establishment on the main road to the Ambassador Bridge here that proclaims to be "Windsor's best VIP room"... one can only imagine what goes on in there.... There's helpfully a walk in clinic just across the road...

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114850)

:rofl::rofl: Do you know Db, I'd like to buy you a beer, because I reckon you'd have us in laughter all night.

Thing is, I've paid to see comedians here and they're not half as funny as your humour :)

I shall be sure to tell that one tonight at the New Years do :)

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 7114871)

My ex still lives on that street. I bet they don't remember me as "that generous guy who funds the mansion" but "the mad turd thrower".

All alcohol eagered accepted.

Originally Posted by FlirtyKnickers (Post 7114865)

:rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by moondevil (Post 7114525)

:eek::eek:;);)

so we nip over and drop them at moss side at midnight tonight, we will see who makes it out to tell us how they got on, some of these on here should go a day in the life of tiny tears and come back and tell us how they got on.

I hope that tiny tears gets her wish and 2009 is the year she get out of that hole and lives her dream, i remember being in a simular place and it is really not nice, but it will happen hun......you will get the last laugh.........

Good luck for 2009, sorry about last night me and rainey just needed to lighten the thread up :unsure::unsure:

Originally Posted by Yogi-Bear (Post 7114725)

Ah! When you said she "ATTACKED" the neighbour's dog, I thought you mean't literally! You mean with an high pitched noise from an Ipod.. I also read on that thread that the local thugs are taking the supermarkets to court because they used the same tactic, and their "Human Rights" have been infringed!

It really is laughable, I mean "You couldn't make it up if you tried"

Originally Posted by startwin (Post 7114950)

Why? It's tinytear's thread, and a serious topic.