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mandymoochops Oct 29th 2011 8:52 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 9703478)
Why do girls get girly tattoos like flowers or butterflies? They obviously have tem to attract guys attention so why wouldn't they have ones of lorries, tanks or footballs?

I think the best tattoo, if that was the purpose, would be of two naked chicks getting down and dirty with each other, while drinking beer with wording underneath that says "i'm an heiress to billions".

Might work?

The4BellsLondon Oct 29th 2011 9:12 am

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Maybe an ink of a nice piece of bacon ;)

Clematis Oct 29th 2011 9:35 am

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Four tattoos, I used to date a tattoo artist.

Half sleeve depicting a tropical fish scene, a turtle on my back, quite a large piece on my bottom going down my leg of killer whales and dolphins, and a sperm on my tummy (that was my good luck IVF tattoo).

I had my first tattoo in my mid twenties, which was almost 20 years ago, My tattoos are all one off's, no sagging evident... Yet.

I didn't find it at all painful, bit nagging like toothache, I do not regret them... Yet.

Good luck Moo. :wub:

Novocastrian Oct 29th 2011 9:52 am

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I have a perfect miniature of Alan Shearer tastefully inked on my left testicle and the periodic table on the inside of my right eyelid.

Jingsamichty Oct 29th 2011 10:18 am

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Here's mine...

It's easy to mock, but yes, love really does concur all.:wub:

Novocastrian Oct 29th 2011 10:21 am

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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 9703618)
Here's mine...

It's easy to mock, but yes, love really does concur all.:wub:

I'm sure we all concur love.

nativenewyorker Oct 29th 2011 10:31 am

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The worse one I saw when I worked as a Midwife was a young girl with 'enter here' tattooed on her lower abdomen with a huge down arrow. Classy eh:blink:

Jingsamichty Oct 29th 2011 10:37 am

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I don't think anyone could fail to appreciate my lovely nazi unicorn.

dbd33 Oct 29th 2011 11:03 am

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Originally Posted by Clematis (Post 9703562)
and a sperm on my tummy

that's got me wondering about those popular drip ones, usually by the eye. Do they mean "turned at the wrong moment"?

I've none, just piercing. My favourite of the ones I see often is the girl with "White Trash Beautiful" on the back of her neck.

mandymoochops Oct 29th 2011 1:52 pm

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All done and it looks super good :thumbup:

Anyhoo the tattoo guy told me of the best one he did - its his shop and sometimes him and his mates have parties there.

One night his mate asked him to tattoo the words "Your Name" on his ass. So he did (he said it looked beautiful as well lol.

The guy goes home to his girlfriend and says to her "I just had your name tattood on my ass".

She was apparently over the moon til she saw it and then dumped him :)

Piff Poff Oct 29th 2011 2:38 pm

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9703820)
All done and it looks super good :thumbup:

Anyhoo the tattoo guy told me of the best one he did - its his shop and sometimes him and his mates have parties there.

One night his mate asked him to tattoo the words "Your Name" on his ass. So he did (he said it looked beautiful as well lol.

The guy goes home to his girlfriend and says to her "I just had your name tattood on my ass".

She was apparently over the moon til she saw it and then dumped him :)

What did you get done? Off topic, you know the bed you like? Do you still want first dibs at it?

rob28 Oct 29th 2011 2:39 pm

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9702275)
Who's got one - some? Where are they and what are they of?

How old were you when you got inked and do you regret it? Would you get another?

My latest one.
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6195/...ed30b614_b.jpg
It's the symbol used by charities for Huntingtons disease. It's on my right forearm.

And my first one.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...51083_7748.jpg
This was my first act of rebellion after moving out and to be honest, is a crap tattoo - but I don't regret it in the slightest.

I also have a large tribal one up my left arm and over the shoulder.

Admitedly, they're not to everyones taste but I don't care. They all have memories attached to them and signify parts of my life over the last 16 or so years.

mandymoochops Oct 29th 2011 3:21 pm

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Originally Posted by Piff Poff (Post 9703841)
What did you get done? Off topic, you know the bed you like? Do you still want first dibs at it?

I got a tribal duck (can't take a bloody pic with anything to upload til this laptop gets fixed) so here's the picture I took with me to the place.

If you know me and my hubby you'll know why I had this one :)

Errrr yes definately to the bed!!!!!

Piff Poff Oct 29th 2011 4:36 pm

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 9703874)
I got a tribal duck (can't take a bloody pic with anything to upload til this laptop gets fixed) so here's the picture I took with me to the place.

If you know me and my hubby you'll know why I had this one :)

Errrr yes definately to the bed!!!!!

Thought it would be a duck - had to be really:thumbsup:

mandymoochops Oct 29th 2011 5:07 pm

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Originally Posted by Piff Poff (Post 9703934)
Thought it would be a duck - had to be really:thumbsup:

:wub: Is that bed frame a king or a queen (I have a sneaky suspicion its a queen but would really like you to tell me its a king!)


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